The act of two women, both with furry twats, scissoring and grinding their nether regions together in a display that resembles two Wookiee hands engaged in a friendly greeting. A more skillful version of the Wookiee handshake also exists. If the two women insert a double-ended dildo between them, and can achieve the same frenzied muff mashing while not exposing even a fraction of an inch of the dildo to potential onlookers, then this next-level Wookiee handshake has been achieved.
I'd harbored a certain nostalgia for hairy pussies from a young age. But it wasn't until I saw the Wookiee handshake in action, while simultaneously imagining the grunts and chortles of that beloved species who hailed from the planet Kashyyyk, that I could truly appreciate them.
by Arthur B. May 27, 2018
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While the people of Aberdeen (Scotland), are generally well intentioned and friendly,anyone being threatening or otherwise overtly hostile,could be likely to find their hand/arm quickly grabbed and a forceful delivery of a knee to the groin area: the Aberdeen handshake.
The guy was shouting his mouth off and threatening people so he ended up getting an Aberdeen Handshake.
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Get the Plumbers Handshake mug.The process of jerking off into your own hand and giving a nice, sloppy hand job to your acquaintance.
Dad- “I heard John gave you a milky handshake from your sister.”
Step son- “yeah. There was so much but, it was sloppy af. Best milky handshake I’ve ever gotten. He jerked off in his hand and gave me a handjob”
Step son- “yeah. There was so much but, it was sloppy af. Best milky handshake I’ve ever gotten. He jerked off in his hand and gave me a handjob”
by DStorm1397 August 17, 2019
Get the Milky Handshake mug.1) Sexual position wherein both male and female are laying back facing each other, either in a scissor position or the females legs bent over the males. The penis must be semi-flaccid to bend properly when inserted into the vagina. The thrusting comes from a rapid succession of punches that contact the base of the penis and may even incorporate grazing of the vulva.
2) how you'd picture two paraplegics going at it
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"we were so exhausted from banging all afternoon all we could muster was the Hawaiian handshake. It felt so good it had her in tears though"
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Dude 1: I dont think I can see Karen again. Had to give her the Halifax Handshake.
Dude 2: Gross. Can I get her number?
Dude 2: Gross. Can I get her number?
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