Canadian Hamstand

When a nude, (sometimes) unshaven women does a handstand. This is followed by a guy placing a thinly sliced piece of ham over the woman's pussy and while still in her upside-down, handstand position, the guy fingers her through the ham inducing female ejaculate. After some time and the female has orgasmed, it is customary for the guy consume the ham.

Rachel: Hey Billy, look at me! I am doing a handstand!

Billy: Wait right there you scummy bitch, this is a perfect opportunity for a Canadian Hamstand. Take off your tattered clothes while I get the Ham!

Rachel: Oh sounds great, Billy! I havent even shaved my puss since the fucking Carter administration.

Billy: Shut the fuck up you repulsive whore. Just hurry up and come so I can eat this ham!

by Donny Boy April 13, 2012

Italian Hamper

When Tony takes his boyfriends dirty underwear and stuffs as many pairs as he can into his mouth.

Please, eat more hot sausage and stop wiping, I'm a real Italian Hamper dammit.

by tony May 13, 2004

hampire

A fat psychobilly girl.

"Check out that hampire! Her tits are almost as huge as her hair!"

by LexiconDevil July 2, 2008

hampton

a hockey term referring to a blatant, unearned rebound goal, where the goalie has no chance of saving it, and the player has no chance of missing it. often occurs when a player waits in front of the net all game waiting for a rebound

man that hat trick would have been nice....if your goals weren't all hamptons

by don cherry September 13, 2008

Hampire

A human who thinks they're a vampire. Usually a twitard.

Used in the same way "Wigger" is.

"Man did you hear that crazy chick the other day in class?"

"Yeah man, total hampire, I'd stay away from her."

"Who the fuck wouldn't?"

by Gloomcircuit April 3, 2012

Hampton

A small village in Southern Ontario, Canada, 30min from Whitby and 10min from Bowmanville. Its a really cool community, but the only reason people come to our town is for the corner store which sells alcohol. Also home to my bestest friend :) deven.

Me: "Ya know that cool little town just 10min away from here, kinda small, cool community?"

Friend from bowmanville: "umm no."

Me: "With the coffee time and that little crappy school called MJ Hobbs and the store that pretty much only sells alcohol?"

Friend from Bowmanville: " O HAMPTON!!!!"

by The one who is allergic to peanuts December 13, 2008

Hampden-Sydney College

A finishing school for bigots.

The typical student at Hampden-Sydney College hates everyone except for other white men.

by RockStoneWasAHero December 2, 2021