A human condom is where a man uses another man as a condom to hav sex with someone he doesn't want to fuck with his penis.
Man 1 inserts his penis into man 2's ass and uses his penis to have sex with someone or something.
Man 1 inserts his penis into man 2's ass and uses his penis to have sex with someone or something.
by The Monkatee. July 21, 2017
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John- So, you wanna fuck me?
Billy- It's my turn to get some ass.
John- Not this time, dude!
John and Billy- (rolls around the floor)
Me- SHIT! It's the human tumbleweed!
Billy- It's my turn to get some ass.
John- Not this time, dude!
John and Billy- (rolls around the floor)
Me- SHIT! It's the human tumbleweed!
by TechnicalDiffi6 February 24, 2018
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by Config December 28, 2019
Get the Human Porridge mug.1. Pockets of Americans unwittingly engaging in absurd behavior without sense of irony.
2. Small American cities whose occupants’ normal manner of living is unknowingly considered absurd and ridiculous by the rest of society.
3. A collection of people all of whom can name more than 3 NASCAR drivers.
2. Small American cities whose occupants’ normal manner of living is unknowingly considered absurd and ridiculous by the rest of society.
3. A collection of people all of whom can name more than 3 NASCAR drivers.
When attending Wrestlemania, I looked around and realized that I was surrounded by the entire spectrum of human life: alcoholics, the poor, the wealthy, tattoo-covered NASCAR fans, fans of competitive eating, pedophiles, and the barely-educated. The variety of specimens was unparalleled. I was in the Galapagos of human aquariums.
by spokdayt March 29, 2009
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CHICKEN HUMAN !!
CHICKEN HUMAN !!
by Pooping on the rainbows February 20, 2017
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Get the human sauce mug.Someone who seems really clingy like gladwrap and tries to be friendly and won't leave someone alone when what they really want is to have sex with them or use them for sexual favours then stop talking to them altogether they try and act like a friend and go everywhere with them but what they really want is to get them in bed
Look at that guy at the party trying to be really friendly and always hanging around that girl he is basically human gladwrap
by Deano86t July 28, 2009
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