hamster pancake

a name for a silly type of person who gives a lot to charity and would sacrafice themselves for you

man: she is such a nice friend
woman: yeah shes a hamster pancake

by kati herpaderp September 8, 2017

hamster mom

A mom that frequently takes the virginity of younger men.

Your moms been hanging around with our friends quite a bit lately, you sure she isn't a hamster mom?

by Tugboi April 19, 2017

Hamster

Something that you shove up your ass when you're horny

I just shoved an entire fucking hamster up my asshole

by . February 11, 2022

hamster lullabye

Blowing through a dog toy squeaker

Hey man, stop playing a hamster lullabye, it's really annoying.

by Koudaku December 6, 2020

thirsty hamster

A thirsty hamster refers humorously to a sexual act where someone performs oral sex on a man as he lays across the roof of a car with his penis hanging down through the sunroof, similar go a hamster drinking from a sipper water bottle. First went viral on TikTok in February 2024.

They found a quiet place where they could park, open the sunroof, and she could be a thirsty hamster.

by John in Chicago February 21, 2024

Thirsty hamster

She sits in the front seat of a car with a sunroof. He lays across the roof of the car with his wiener hanging through the open sunroof. She performs her impression of a thirsty hamster on a water bottle.

I got a felony for getting a thirsty hamster in a parking lot

by Totallynormalguy69420 March 30, 2024

Hamster Man

the act of smashing a girl named pressley

My friends name is Hamster Man

by shshshssh May 9, 2024