Cum Guzzler

A male or female who likes to guzzle down seamen.

gobble gobble said the 'cum guzzler'

by KJ1984 October 27, 2008

Cum guzzling gutter slut monkey

Cum guzzling gutter slut monkey is a phrase that describes women in particular. It means that the woman described loves to give guys head and when they cum she swallows it. The woman is also as disgusting as the gutters ,aka slums, that you may find her in. This woman is also known to go through many men or even get paid to give heead. On the other hand this woman is also as ugly as a monkey.

Guy 1: Hey bro, you see that girl over there?
Guy 2: Yeah man. Why?

Guy 1: I hear she is a cum guzzling gutter slut monkey.

Guy 2: Really, well she must give good head. But why is she here?
Guy 1: She must be lost.

by Blademaster5197 October 15, 2014

guelf

a beautiful girl of elvish qualities

"that girl kinda reminds me of liv tyler in lord of the rings"

"thats one hot guelf"

by zanyB July 23, 2007

Guzzle Back

A female thats puts herself on a top notch level but really aint bout Sh*t. Any female that walks in the rain and lets the water soak her jeans to the kneecap. An all around Skallywag. Add a animal at the end to give more life example Guzzle Back Animal Cracker Guzzle Back Fruit Bat Guzzle Back Goat Mouth

Look at this Guzzle Back Gremlin thinking she look good. Just another Guzzle back wilderbeast

by Creep Pimpin October 4, 2009

Gazel Boy

A boy named Elijah. He's crazy, hyper, insane and wacko, but the best brother ever<3 He's in high school.

Gazel Boy; He likes to crawl under his blanket and yell about how awesome gazelles are.

by Alice5572 March 11, 2010

Guzlax

a human form of the Pokemon, Snorlax

hey, did you see that chick, she was a total guzlax

by guzlax01 April 5, 2011

Guzzlepuzzle

Code word for "bail". Typically used among mates when being overrun by zombies.

Mate, guzzlepuzzle! Mate.

by kabu3000 November 8, 2012