High Guardian Spice

A cute, nice, and queer magical girl show on Crunchyroll piled on by anime dudebros and hostile YouTubers.

Hey man, you wanna watch High Guardian Spice? This show is hella underrated!

by lefemmerouge January 16, 2022

guard panthers

a group made by jopede, who is the greatest leader on earth. this group fights noobs and trash talking bums

“What’s that in the distance?”
“Oh shit. It’s the guard panthers”

by nigger down the street November 21, 2017

Armed Guard

An ugly girl that can't dance armed with a dangerous staff-like weapon referred to as a "flag". Performs on field during half-time shows with goal of terrorizing the band members who are busy marching and unable to defend themselves.

That armed guard broke my nose on the field.

by Tyler January 25, 2004

Coast Guard

A bunch of Puddle Pirates who patrol the coast of the United States only stopping Cubans from reaching the coast of Florida as well as stopping drugs from reaching the Gulf coast from Caribbean Islands. Basically, the Maritime law enforcement of the United States that also has the ability to assist in natural disasters such as hurricanes.

Most Coast Guard members believe they are part of the armed forces, when in reality, the Coast Guard is part of the department Homeland Security.

Don't join the coast guard if you actually want to serve you country.

by MuricanViking April 17, 2015

Order of guardsmen

Also known as the gaymen,
A term used to define a nazi larp group which is active on discord,they clown around claiming things bigger than they can do

Look at that order of guardsmen member coping, such a retard

by Midou keitel November 28, 2022

guardibob

a person who is attracted to gay men

i watched some gay porn yesterday, does that make me a guardibob?

by Blarb Shmittz December 9, 2008

Guardmount

An extremely annoying bunch of words that the Navy tries to get you to memorize word for word. About as interesting as reading a radio manual. Purpose is to make grown men cry when they fail to shout the words accurately.

Sailor 1: Dude, do you realize we have a guardmount test tomorrow?

Sailor 2: (starts to cry) It's just so hard man!

Sailor 1: (Pats him on the shoulder) It's okay shipmate...

by Sailor999 February 5, 2010