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The Crisco Glove

The generous slathering and layering of Crisco shortening from the fingers to the elbow for engaging in a deep penetrating fisting session with a very lucky partner.
I want to be fisted right now. No worries I got a 3 pound tub of Crisco in my car. Hole up for me and I’ll get the Crisco glove on.

Holy shit. Carl fisted me last night with the Crisco glove. It was incredible. I gaped for a half hour before snapping shut. Next time we are going to try the Crisco sleeve.
by Eaton Holgoode January 28, 2018
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on my uncle grave

Something a girl like Carlee Wilson would say, to try to be cool. Related to phrases such as “on my momma” or “on gang”
bruh on my uncle grave that party was lit as fuck
by commonclout September 20, 2019
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Take This To Your Grave

The Best Fall Out Boy Album. Released on May 6th, 2003.
Have you heard Fall out Boy's Take This To Your Grave Yet?!

Dude shut the fuck up about Take This To Your Grave, nobody fucking cares dude, you've been non stop talking about it for the past year and a half and we're fucking sick and tired of it. We don't care about Fall Out Boy, we don't care about Grave, either shut the fuck up about it or we're ditching you.

.......so is that a no?
by BluRain 1101 September 22, 2020
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Grover

A Word used to describe a person who constantly goes to drink, smoke, and/or fornicate, etc. in the Sigmund Stern Grove, in San Francisco, CA, more commonly referred to as "The Grove" to local private high-schoolers. This person lives and breathes The Grove.
Rob: Hey dude, does Logan party hard at The Grove?

John: Hell ya dude, he's a total grover, he chugs at LEAST two forties, and smokes ounce of dro at every Saturday night party, I'm surprised he's still alive!
by Dutchoven123 December 28, 2013
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govender

The best people to be around... They are so intelligent and they are the best looking people in the world
They Govender's are so amazing
by Intalect 1000 September 18, 2018
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kid gloves

To treat someone with extra care and
gentleness.
Jean is a little wacky, we will have to treat her it kid gloves....
by bonneville babe February 8, 2005
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Government Motors

An American car company originally founded in 1908 that is currently owned by the federal government and U.S. taxpayers. It is also the company formally known as General Motors.
Government Motors- The heartbeat of America.

Bob: Oh no! My car door doesnt close properly.
Bill: What did you expect? Your car was built by Government Motors.
by Momo the Clown June 1, 2009
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