Grass Whistle

An offensive manuever done by bending over and placing your head between your legs. Then take your middle finger and put it right in front of your ass, and fart. Your finger will resemble a blade of grass as it blows through the wind.

He really must have been pissed, because he totally gave that guy the grass whistle.

by th3_duk3 September 8, 2009

Grasshoppered

Getting ur balls kicked in @ any sport...Especially Chess 11/27th 2010.

My buddy Bob grasshoppered me @ chess yesterday...

by petekazi November 30, 2010

grass nigger

Referring to a Native American

That grass nigger he got out of the reservation

by Ryan mckay was here May 15, 2016

grass

something that you need to touch

Luke: "Yo, Ben! What's grass?"
Ben: "Now that's a thing I haven't touched in a long, long time."

by LVtheFirst September 30, 2021

penis grass

the short and curlys around the cock n' balls

I took the clippers to my penis grass and now it looks like a golf course putting green, flag and all

by TheArkAtek May 30, 2009

Grasshopper

Dumb little bugs who get off on jumping around in the grass in my back yard. They make really good eating when deep fried. They a good and tasty and crunchy source of vitamin C and various and sundry proteins. My cat likes them too though, so we fight over who can catch them the fastest.

I caught twenty grasshopper outside and deep fried the little mutha fucka bastards. I'm gone eat them now with a glass of prune juice.

by FancyPants1423 November 9, 2009

grass fairy

a lame ass name given to soccer players

1:dude look at that grass fairy kickin that ball around over there
2:grass fairy? what are you, gay? soccer players kick ass
1: yeah I guess your right

by t-R3v October 29, 2006