goat blower

a person who blows goats or someome i do not like
by Anonymous August 16, 2003
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goat pee

When a male has to pee, he faces the oposite way of the uranal, tucks the penis between his legs, and urinates backwards. Very arousing.
"Hey man, i want a way to piss and have an arousing experiance at the same time"
"Man just throw it into trailor hitch mode and push...try it if you have to poop. it's called goat pee. you're not cool unless you pee backwards! it will be great fun!"
by Evan H. August 24, 2006
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Goat Bastard

An inhabitant of Narnia who steals your socks
Did that guy just take my sock?
yea that damn goat bastard
by leetleetleeet October 13, 2008
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Goat's hoof

When a female is donning tight attire down south, the 'Goat's hoof' comes out to play. Clearly visible to the naked eye, the 'Camel toe' bears a very similar resemblence to a common bovine trotter.
'Hey mate look! Blatant Goat's hoof approaching'
'Wow, Did you see Cheryl Coles hoof the other night?'
'Shall we go swimming? There's bound to be some hoofs about'
by Matgra October 03, 2010
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Goat Rapist

Someone who pleasures himself, and rapes, goats. Typically a blonde male from sweden, they have been known to shove an entire foot up a goats ass.
Stephen is such a goat rapist.

HEY! Dont be a goat rapist!
by iamalex March 31, 2009
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goat roper

When you are learning calf roping, you can accidentally snap the calf’s neck with your rope. Goats are less valuable than calves, so a goat-roper is a novice who is required to practice on goats. (I learned this in Lubbock, Texas, back in 1977.)
Yes, I know he does a lot of repair work for folks in the neighborhood, but as far as I’m concerned, he’s no more than a goat roper.
by CorkyFrom14thStreet January 14, 2016
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goat status

Greatest of all time but also the best way to say something is neat-o, awesome, or swell. The phrase "goat status" is very relaxed, never goes out of style.
Dude those shoes are goat status

Micheal Jordan is goat status
by Zitley May 10, 2018
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