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Schrödinger's Glory Hole

when you don't know if it's a woman or a femboy on the other side but you still slip it in anyways and find out later
Jackson: fuck man I went to that glory hole expecting a femboy, but I got a woman slobbering all over my meat 😭😭

Leo: mustard been a Schrödinger's Glory Hole then
by theJuanwhoknocks September 6, 2025
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Glory Queen

Glory Queen (noun): A person who obsessively documents and shares their life online, seeking admiration and validation through social media. They thrive on attention, curating their experiences for maximum glory. Often exuding confidence and a regal presence, their sexuality is bold, commanding, and unapologetic—fitting for a queen.
Declan is such a glory queen, he loves posting all that nonsense and just won't come out of the closet
by Bronwyn February 23, 2025
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Morning Glory

Safe word for sex with a sheep and/or goat
I was feeding today and decided to go in for a little morning glory.
by Yler Ubrey February 24, 2025
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a guy who lives in his glory days

Guy was a pretty good HS football player but 40 years later STILL can’t stop talking about his modest accomplishments.
Joey was a decent QB in HS but NEVER went further, talks constantly about how great he was in his underwhelming a guy who lives in his glory days ” and everyone is sick and tired of his bullshit.
by dmillswvu82 July 26, 2024
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Three Glory Holes

3 Glory Holes is a 3-month-old girl made in Ceramics. She is possessed by 3 demons named Lucifer, Beelzebub, and Satan. She has 3 Glory
Holes.
*on ome.tv* Hey, do you wanna see something?
*shows three glory holes* Her name is three glory holes!
by dixondallas119 July 30, 2024
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glory days effect

The Glory Days Effect is when you are remembering someone's physical appearance from the past, as being WAY more impressive than it ACTUALLY was, and your memory plays tricks on you.

E.g. You remember the person as being super jacked, fit, shredded, etc. But when you go back and look at old pictures/watch the old movies, they don't look NEARLY as impressive as they did in your memory.
"Damn Bro, remember how shredded Brad Pitt was in Fight Club?" (Then you look and realize he was dope fiend lean, and about 150 lbs).

"DAMN, my mind's playing tricks on me, that's gotta be The Glory Days Effect".

"I went to HS with this guy who never took steroids, was 7% Bodyfat, and benching 405 lbs" (Then you go back and see a training video, and realize he was doing half reps with 3 spotters).

"Naw Bro, he couldn't even do that with 3 plates by himself, you got hit by The Glory Days Effect".

"Omg Ryan Reynolds in Blade: Trinity was jacked AF!" (You look in the mirror and realize you are now WAY bigger, and leaner than he was back then).

"That's so crazy, I actually look better than this now... Definitely The Glory Days Effect, in full force".
by MattMalzone August 16, 2024
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