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glory

she is the most beautifully structure you could hang over with her
oooh!edmund have you tried to hang over with glory
by Edraxc mchaga og July 21, 2021
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Gloris

An exquisitely rare breed of human. This girl is made of actual magic. One of the most insightful people you will ever meet with the kindest heart. She possesses unrivaled abilities to listen, and to make others feel understood. Always fun, funny, and knows how to have a good time. She is gorgeously stunningly beautiful and you will never get on her level so don't bother trying. Many men are in love with her but also find her extremely intimidating. She lives her life like a G and isn't accessible to ignorant halfwit morons. She's lion-hearted. Getting to know her is a great honor.

If you're so lucky to have a Gloris in your life once, you'll want to keep her in it forever.
"Who is that mysterious, intelligent, vixen-like beauty over there?"
"Oh that's Gloris. Dream on!"
by Chandicake101 November 23, 2021
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Glory Bol

The surprise act of being JO'd by a WNBA Star under the massage table in the locker room.
Did Reid tell you about the Phoenix Mercury game last night?!

No. What happened?!

Oh man, it sounded awesome! Somehow he got the ol Glory Bol during the halftime show!
by wolfmanbean June 13, 2018
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the glory spot

where a male sticks his penis in between a females tits during sex.
Chad stuck it right in the Glory Spot I even got a taste of his giant dick.
by 007630reeee? March 4, 2019
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Schrödinger's Glory Hole

when you don't know if it's a woman or a femboy on the other side but you still slip it in anyways and find out later
Jackson: fuck man I went to that glory hole expecting a femboy, but I got a woman slobbering all over my meat 😭😭

Leo: mustard been a Schrödinger's Glory Hole then
by theJuanwhoknocks September 6, 2025
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glory grip

the strongest puss¥ lips achievable by women. highly prized, rarely awarded. the best of the best. when a girls 🐱 is so tight that it squeezes on your dick & feels good as hell
“All the girls working for STEM hospitality got that glory grip”
by OvoMami April 27, 2023
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a guy who lives in his glory days

Guy was a pretty good HS football player but 40 years later STILL can’t stop talking about his modest accomplishments.
Joey was a decent QB in HS but NEVER went further, talks constantly about how great he was in his underwhelming a guy who lives in his glory days ” and everyone is sick and tired of his bullshit.
by dmillswvu82 July 26, 2024
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