harrison's girlfriend

dirty slut who will have sex with anyone one anywhere.

Everyone in the dorm has seen harrison's girlfriend naked.

by Hooks<3Jesus{in the most unholy of holes} May 10, 2005

Girlfriend Phone

Android phone given to Google employees as a perk then re-gifted to their girlfriend after going back to the iphone.

Why don't you whip out your girlfriend phone and Goggle it?

by sweaty Palm May 11, 2010

girlfriend points

Points for doing something your man loves that you can "turn in" later for something you want or if you do something wrong.

Girlfriend points awarded when I watched the football game so later tonight he has to watch the notebook with me!

by Allsmiles7821 February 20, 2017

my girlfriend

literally the best person in the world. she makes me the happiest person ever and I can't imagine how I deserve a goddess in my life.

I adore the most amazing, talented, beautiful person in the world, my girlfriend.

by literally the gayest whore eve January 30, 2020

girlfriend tax

Obligation to spend twice as much to take your significant other to an event you would have gone to without them.

"Nickelback tickets for a hundred bucks, bro!"
"Two hundred bucks for me, after the girlfriend tax, bro."
"That sucks, bro."
"Would having sex with me make you feel better, bro?"

by dwaynetrobinson April 17, 2015

half girlfriend

has potential to be a full girlfriend

my tammy lou is my half girlfriend for now.

by kc from adams December 19, 2008

fake girlfriend

(N) : A female lady friend that you may or may not have physical relations with. Often times she is wealthy, great in bed or awesome eye candy. At times she may receive actual girlfriend treatment ie flowers or she have a special dinner cooked for her.

I asked my buddy if he wanted to go get some drinks after work and he said no because he was going over to the fake girlfriend’s house to hang for a bit.

by Gary "the man" Busey November 13, 2007