Ghost citing is the act of attributing a statement or fact you made to another author in order to give it more academic weight. Usually done by attaching a citation that leads to a random page in a well respected academic journal in the field.
This method was developed and perfected by Canadian Rene M. Hradecky
CAUTION: Should only be used once or twice every 50 citations.
This method was developed and perfected by Canadian Rene M. Hradecky
CAUTION: Should only be used once or twice every 50 citations.
A+ paper: "The Tutsi cockroaches have collaborated with the Belgians for too long - Justice is long overdue. Cut the tall trees now, and rid Rwanda of the Tutsi imperialists yelled Hutu rights activist Jean Kambanda"
Nerd: Wtf! Where did you get that information?
Rene: Why the Journal of East African studies, of course!
Nerd: Are you ghost citing against? Don't make me call the African Institute of Human Rights again.
Nerd: Wtf! Where did you get that information?
Rene: Why the Journal of East African studies, of course!
Nerd: Are you ghost citing against? Don't make me call the African Institute of Human Rights again.
by GreasyFrenchy November 29, 2021
To describe when two people have hung out with each other and the next day they mutually don’t text each other back because they *know* that time they spent together was not worth ever hanging out again.
Mutual ghosting: when you know, you know
by Stefaniyo April 14, 2021
by chibisatan September 05, 2016
Guy one: Oh damn! Man, I thought i had a bogey just then!
Guy two: Chill out Carl, it was only a ghost bogey!
Guy two: Chill out Carl, it was only a ghost bogey!
by swagsha November 09, 2015
It's called cauliflower, not ghost broccoli.
Listen man, I know what I saw and it wasn't cauliflower.
Listen man, I know what I saw and it wasn't cauliflower.
by Tbone 910 May 07, 2020
Roommate waking up, "Dude my hands asleep."
Other Roommate, "Sweet I'll give you a ghost rudder to start the day off."
Other Roommate, "Sweet I'll give you a ghost rudder to start the day off."
by Smith Shark November 20, 2008
When your pants bunch up in the crotch, giving the illusion that you have an erection when you really don't. Can lead to very awkward moments.
Girl: "What the- do you have a boner?"
Boy: "What? No, my boxers just bunched up a bit. Got a little ghost wood there."
Girl: "Ya lying bastard!"
Boy: "What? No, my boxers just bunched up a bit. Got a little ghost wood there."
Girl: "Ya lying bastard!"
by Squeakee July 20, 2009