google docalypse

When Google Docs is used to create a collaborative document (for revision notes for example), and word spreads about its existence resulting in a large amount of people following the link. This in turn results in an exponential decrease in productivity and eventually all work comes to a halt as many 'Anonymous Users' revel in the hilarity of trying to guess who is who.

Nick: Oh no, loads of people are joining the document!
Rob: The google docalypse has begun..

by robsws September 23, 2011

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google glasshole

A person who brags about his/her google glasses all the time and makes people want to break them and pound his/her face in the ground

Guy 1-hey check out my google glasses I can watch porn on them ha ha and u don't have any

Guy 2-shut up u dont need to be such a google glasshole

Guy 1-whatever I don't need to listen to you cuz I got google glasses

Guy 2- I'm about to pound your face into the ground

by Jigglyjosh_69 March 1, 2014

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to Google yourself

to masturbate

Yeah you know it's true, I'm not afraid to say, but I Google myself, like everyday! I don't need anybody else, when I think about me, I Google myself! (I Google myself = first person singular of to Google yourself)

by M_E November 3, 2008

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Google Lord

The person about whom the first hit is about when a name is entered on Google. Theoretically, this person is the most famous person with that name. Ordinary people like you or me could be a Google Lord, if they have weird enough names.

Mr Smith is much more popular than Mr Ramasudopolous, but Mr R is much more likely to be a Google Lord

"To get to my blog you can just type my name and click I'm feeling lucky, I'm a Google Lord"

by SteveCuri December 13, 2008

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