take me fishing

a phrase my dauther and I made up one day while looking out into ocean we were taking about getting old and what she would do when I got old she said I'm going to take you fishing far out in the ocean and throw your ass off the boat

come on dad we're going fishing yes honey take me fishing I love fishing

yes I know you're mad at me and you are going to take me fishing when i get old

by hienuf May 12, 2007

Fussing the dog

A term for masturbation

What did you do last night? Not much just stopped at home fussing the dog

by Dave alsop November 15, 2007

Fishing

a code from brevard NC that usually means smoking marijuana. materials used are usually called bait and equipment.

Rob:"hey joe wanna go 'fishing'(wink wink)?"
Jeff :"you got the bait man?
Rob:"hell yeah!"

by ScootsinBoots November 19, 2009

fishing

also a term used by event staff, usually at concerts, where they stand on a barricade to gain control of a crowd surfer, who is about to crack their skull wide open on the ground infront of the stage

Travis threw his back out fishing at Ozzfest last weekend.. dumb fuck shoulda just let him fall

by jonnycupcakes September 30, 2007

flushing

I never used to flush the toilet until I was completely finished. Then, later on in life, I realized how rude this was. To stinkify the air that way. So I adopted the policy of timing the first flush so that the shit was immediately flushed away as soon as it hit the water. Of course, additional flushes were required for any more crap that was produced. Then more flushes for the toilet paper that came next. Overall, I flush at least 3 times for every crap but sometimes as many as 5.

I flushed immediately so as not to stink up the restroom.

by Queenshit October 9, 2003

Gold fishing

The act of "gold fishing" is define as, when a person who has just pour water containing one more "Gold Fish" in ones anus and removes them by anal insertion of some kind.

"Hey why is my floor wet ?"

"Sorry,I was Gold Fishing"

by pseudonym_Liqour October 10, 2016

Fishing Pole

A sex act in which the woman is sitting on the man's lap with her back facing his chest. When the man reaches climax, he drops her off the end of his pole along with the other fishies.

After meeting Maxine in a bar, Darren took her back to his place and fish poled her.

by Chad November 12, 2003