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Fred Flintstone

Fred Flintstone, or Fred, is a placeholder name for any man whose name you do not know that fits the following requirements:

Has a temper, impatient, womanizer, macho, overweight, hair is thinning, five o'clock shadow, blue collar, has a favorite bowling ball, mows the lawn three times a week, at least forty years of age, doesn't do "women's work", says words like "gizmo", "gadget", "reefer", and MonDEE, quotes Andrew Dice Clay five times a day, is homophobic, right-wing, listens to Bruce Springsteen and The Beach Boys, reads the periodicals, has a skin tag, watches the local news, has a landline phone, wife is a red-head, has a friend named Barney, daughter brought home a foreigner. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH Hank Hill, Charlie Brown, or Homer Simpson.
Neighbor: Hey you! Stop all that swearing while you're outside! There's ladies here!

Guy: No problem Fred.

Neighbor: What was that!!!?

Scenario 2

Co-worker: If that yuppie intern keeps smart mouthing me, I'm gonna give him a knuckle sandwich!

Guy: Hey! Calm down Fred Flintstone. He's just a kid.

Co-worker: How many times do I have to tell you? My name's not Fred... WILMAAAAAAA!!!
by pablo2by4 May 31, 2016
mugGet the Fred Flintstonemug.

Fred

A funny person in every way. He loves unconditionally, but be careful if you destroy him he will destroy you.
He's the funniest person, Fred
by Alex.Blackk November 23, 2021
mugGet the Fredmug.

Dr Fred

A person who pulls more chicks then they can handle while still being a dick to all but one of them
Ugh, Jeffery is being sutch a dr Fred right now
by Binkybop July 10, 2022
mugGet the Dr Fredmug.

Fred Weasley

Fred Weasley is @luluswitner ‘s boyfriend. He is the most perfect thing in this world. I love him so so so much.
by luluswitner November 25, 2021
mugGet the Fred Weasleymug.

Fred Loya'd

When the insurance company screws you over or refuses to pay your claim.
I got hit by someone with some shitty car insurance and they FRED LOYA'D me. Its been 6 months and they still haven't fixed my car.
by insurance rokr August 1, 2016
mugGet the Fred Loya'dmug.

suck a dick fred

It means your friend with the nickname fred should go suck a dick while getting it up the ass
Me: Go suck a dick fred
Fred: Eww i aint gay
Me: Yes you are....
Fred: True....
by goat your friend October 11, 2016
mugGet the suck a dick fredmug.

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