35 year old sweaty father that don't pay their child support and lives alone for 3 days playing fortnite
by Fortniteisabitch May 6, 2018
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/ˈfɔ tnʌɪt/
noun: A type of cancer, mostly caused by playing the online game "Fortnite". Fortnite is a cancer mostly appearing in 12 year old children and of course in other people of all ages, an alternate cancer which is very similar to Fortnite is Ligma. Something puzzling for scientists is how parents are not realizing that their children are diagnosed with a deadly cancer.
/ˈfɔ tnʌɪt/
noun: A type of cancer, mostly caused by playing the online game "Fortnite". Fortnite is a cancer mostly appearing in 12 year old children and of course in other people of all ages, an alternate cancer which is very similar to Fortnite is Ligma. Something puzzling for scientists is how parents are not realizing that their children are diagnosed with a deadly cancer.
by complete.sheenery January 25, 2019
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Rich kid one- Aye bruh I got some Chikfila wanna suck eachothers dicks and play some fortnite
Rich kid 2- yeah dude let’s rek these skrubs they are trash I bet I can take all their dicks in my ass at once
Rich kid 1- you can take mine
Rich kid 2- naw nigga let’s get the victory first
Rich kid 2- yeah dude let’s rek these skrubs they are trash I bet I can take all their dicks in my ass at once
Rich kid 1- you can take mine
Rich kid 2- naw nigga let’s get the victory first
by Big fat nigga November 16, 2018
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Some people will play it just so they can join into conversations. All the girls are sick of hearing about this game.
I played it to see what it was all about. I’m gonna keep playing until I get a win. Here’s what my conversation in the morning went like.
Some people will play it just so they can join into conversations. All the girls are sick of hearing about this game.
I played it to see what it was all about. I’m gonna keep playing until I get a win. Here’s what my conversation in the morning went like.
Boys: talking about season four coming out
Me: wait is season three ending today and season four coming out tomorrow or just season four starting today
Boys: it’s coming out in literally ten minutes
One boy: wait you play fortnite?
Me:yes
Boy: are you good?
Me: no
Boy:ok
Me: wait is season three ending today and season four coming out tomorrow or just season four starting today
Boys: it’s coming out in literally ten minutes
One boy: wait you play fortnite?
Me:yes
Boy: are you good?
Me: no
Boy:ok
by dat Chic who plays wit da boiz June 1, 2018
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Person 2:"No. Im playing pubg."
Person 1:"Play Fortnite then"
Person 2:"(sigh) ReEeEeEeEeE
Person 2:"No. Im playing pubg."
Person 1:"Play Fortnite then"
Person 2:"(sigh) ReEeEeEeEeE
by TheDefault January 15, 2019
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