flaouse

a large house-sized flat complete with stairs

I wish my flat was a flaouse

by little miss lasers November 1, 2009

Floss and Flied

Perform a task really well

Jim: Hey Bob, did you get the inventory updated?

Bob: Hells yeah my brotha, I floss and flied that bitch!

by TJ517 February 4, 2010

Flopslopper

Usually one which likes to suck on someone elses penis while it is floppy. The term flopslopper usually only points towards homosexuals, but can sometimes be those which just have a craving for penis.

man 1: Did you hear about your brother last night and his boyfriend?
man 2: Oh yeah, they slopped eachothers flops.

OR
man 1: Geez, did you see that guy back there?
man 2: Yeah, hes a total Flopslopper.

by MrBurito August 20, 2010

flomstee

a chocolate beverage made of chocolate syrup milk and ice cream and topped off with whipped cream and chocolate powder

boy 1: lets make a flomstee

boy 2: yay i love flomstees

boy 1:FLOMSTEES FOR ALL

by dream horse February 26, 2011

Flopset

The incapability of carrying out an activity or event.

1st person: Yo fam u on goin cinema today?
2:Nah fam dats a bit long
1st person: Ahhhh U Flopset!

by CokeC March 6, 2011

Flonshimulous

Greater than or better than perfect. As well as amazing, spectacular, and any other definition thinkable.

When I had sex with my sheep it was flonshimulous.

by photonmammoth August 6, 2011

flopshot

The few seconds during a porno, or sexy scene in a movie that just kills your erection dead. Either the camera cuts to the hairy cum-face of the man, some pet or animal comes on set, or something particularly gross happens, killing the mood.

'Ah man did you watch 'horny home alone amateurs 11'? I was just about to shoot my load when her dog comes in the room and starts barking, fucking flopshot should have been edited out.'

by sickfiction11 January 15, 2012