floppy fun bags

A set of ginormous saggy tit bags. When titties have lost the battle with gravity.

When I get done work, I'm gonna go home and play with my lady friends' floppy fun bags!

by Mikey Mayhem August 3, 2017

floppy dumpling

The loss of boner in midst of a blumpkin.

I was receiving the best blumpkin of my whole life when I suddenly got a floppy dumpling.

by Macy1122 November 30, 2017

Floopered

Messing up in an unexpected way, and juggling to correct it and still messing up.
Botching an intention; trying to correct it and botching it unexpectedly worse.
Forgetting something, to only bring something horribly inappropriate which seemed ok at the time.

Flustered + Pooped It = Floopered
"I fucked that shit up..."
an "...oh fuck..." moment because you caused it.

Janice was pouring through a funnel, quickly noticed the funnel was going to over-pour and in a fluster corrects the funnel for no good reason and ends up spilling everything everywhere "I really floopered that one".

Rodney was attempting to catching a football, juggles the catch towards the ground, trips and eats shits "I floopered that one".

Floop – Flooped – Floopered

by Nyn January 5, 2018

floppy flaps

Pouring ketchup onto a girls flaps and then proseeding to insert your penis into the vagina

Bro I gave my girl floppy flaps last night

by Dan Simpson January 22, 2018

Floppy Lango

When your dick is shriveled, red can’t get hard.

Girl: The man I was with last night, had a Floppy lango
Girl 2: ew that’s terriable

by Kremily Manhole February 3, 2018

Floppydoodle

A swear that shall not be uttered, especially at the dinner table.

Hey Sissy, knock knock...
Who's there?
Floppydoodle...

by Best_Jon_Ever May 26, 2018

Floppy fish

When a penis slips out of a wet vagina and becomes a fish. Wow

I was banging Christian and my dick turned into a floppy fish, a tuna fish

by Fam56 March 25, 2018