fish fisting

grabbing a fish and violently fisting it through the mouth until your hand pokes out the end. From there you use it as a sex toy. From there you drink the cum out of it and say "mmm tastes fishy".

Yo ,did you have fun fish fisting last night?

by IFuckedYourDad January 11, 2017

oral fisting

When you loob up yo hand and stick it in your mouth or your significant other.

“Are you ready to taste the lube during he oral fisting?”

by Dryking January 24, 2018

sleep fighting

The phenomena occurrence of one engaging into hand to hand, close quarters combat during a deep sleep state. Often caused by lack of sleep, PTSD, and or lack of the consumption of cheese.

I woke up next to my wife, whom had been beaten severely. I guess I was sleep fighting again. The cops don't believe me though.

by Johnny Spencer Storm June 30, 2018

Tonsil fishing

When u hook on to someone’s tonsils and never let go. This is the best way to fresh kiss a person.

Tonsil fishing is the best thing ever.

by yourbestie August 20, 2018

Eskimo Ice Fishing

When either two lesbians, or a guy and a girl get together and finger fuck in ice cold conditions. This can be done in the snow, in an igloo, or just outside when it's really fucking cold. You may also use an actual fishing pole, if the size of the bitch's craw allows.

Alaskan: Hey babe! Let's go Eskimo Ice Fishing in my igloo!
Alaskan babe: Sure, I've got a huge craw, we can use a fishing pole!

by proudyellowman March 28, 2011

Put on your bowlin' shoes... because we're going fuckin' fishing!!!!

An expression for when you're about to wing it. You're unprepared, you're uncertain, you don't know what the future holds... but you'll roll with whatever goes down.

Bro A: "Bro... do you think we'll regret doing 8 shots of jungle juice in 6 hours when we're taking the SAT tomorrow?"

Bro B: "Boi... Put on your bowlin' shoes... because we're going fuckin' fishing!!!!"

by boiyoolooklikeamuhhfukkinuhhhh December 5, 2016

pig fishing

Driving super slow and swerving back and forth in your own lane, while completely sober, usually passing around a hand-rolled cigarette as well, in an attempt to see how many times you can get pulled in a certain time frame.

"We went pig fishing last night and only got 3 cops to pull us."

by B June 29, 2004