foot fairy

A person who plays soccer thinking it's tougher than football

Wow look at that foot fairy thinking he's the shit.

by laxgoalie45 January 13, 2009

grass fairy

somebody who plays soccer, or somebody who thinks soccer is better then football

''soccer is the hardest hitting sport,'' STFU you grass fairy.

by ahsfootball July 21, 2011

Tooth Fairy

One who practices dentistry while under the influence of queer.

Gay Dentist

by Ben's son January 21, 2004

blumpkin fairy

A being like the tooth fairy who gives out blumpkins instead of money

or

A person who enjoys giving blumpkins, and does so at every opportunity, usually in a happy or magical manner.

because Rex was a good little boy, the blumpkin fairy gave him a blumpkin.

by suzzzzzzzzie January 8, 2009

Ice Fairy

One who is a male, but a female at heart.
One who skates around like a fairy on the ice and wears purple and pink glittery ice skates with fairy wings on them.

Austin - "You know that Jay kid?"
Nate - "Yeah, what an ice fairy."

by Schlotfeld April 25, 2007

weed fairy

(n). 1. a person, animal or (less frequently) vehicle that one encounters only after ingesting at least one psychoactive substance while in an altered state of reality. Due to intoxication, it is difficult to confirm the reality or validity of the encounter and/or the object within it.

Guy's! That's the weed fairy-mobile! I always see that LSU Tigers-striped Lamborghini when I'm high as shit!

by StevyNix June 3, 2013

Sexual Karma Fairy

The Sexual Karma Fairy is a bit like Cupid. But she decides who you end up with in life. She creates happy marriages to beautiful people for people have been good, and punishes those who have been assholes with strings of unhappy marriages to munters who don't give oral sex. The Sexual Karma Fairy tests you with situations you don't want to be in, and scores you on the way you handle them.

I've just let down an ugly girl gently. The sexual karma fairy owes me big!

by Sarkie August 12, 2006