fucking joke mate 

An expression of despair at the situation at hand. Usually used in exasperation when all other logical explanations of a particular predicament are no longer valid.

Chap 1: Well, we seem to have an awful lot of problems and those responsible seem to be doing very little about it.

Chap 2: Yeah, it's a fucking joke mate.

Chap 1: Mugs.

fucking joke mate by tip2 September 22, 2011

Fucking it up 

(Positive conotion) The act of doing something in a dope way that impresses others.

(Negative conotion) In the present moment of doing something that’s shitty and everyone knows your taking a fat L.

(Ruins the design on a birthday cake) “Bro your fucking it up, you dumb piece of shit, fix it”

Fucking it up by Mr.Millennium September 20, 2018

Fucking Unit 

Unit is a term used for heavily overweight Italian’s. Especially ugly ones.

The Sconie is a Fucking Unit.

Fucking Unit by Ayushmen Trividie March 7, 2019

fucking tits 

an expression, usually loud with a great amount of passion, that can represent joy, anger and anything in between

"Fucking tits! She wants to bang me!"

"I just got an F on my final...fucking tits!"

fucking tits by Frederikson c304 January 30, 2006

fucking monkey 

a black person that is really loud, oboxious and annoying

shuttup you fucking monkey!

fucking monkey by cluka July 24, 2006

Fucking Fuck Fuck 

When your so fucking mad that you cannot think of expletive to accompany "Fucking"

I was in a hurry to get to an important meeting about pointless shit, and as I walked past the door my sleeve caught on the handle so I screamed like a fucking Lunitic "Fucking fuck fuck!!!!!"

Fucking Fuck Fuck by cunt nostril February 19, 2010

fucking me

What your mom was REALLY doing last night.

Guy: I wonder what was keeping my mom out so late last night.
Me: Oh yeah, she was fucking me!
Guy: God dmn.

fucking me by Momfucker September 12, 2015