Frosted Fucks

Frosted Fucks are the male equivalent of Bitch Flakes.

A term used to describe someone who is pissy, irritable, and insulting towards others - usually in the morning (hence a nice, big bowl of "Frosted Fucks" to start the day)

Did you have an extra bowl of Frosted Fucks this morning?

by JuxtaPositionYou August 17, 2003

Frosted Shit Flakes

Pieces of fecies that gather at the bottom of the toilet. I'm talkin bout that 2nd flush crew.

Sorry bro, but i took a nasty ass dump and left some frosted shit flakes.

by Jesus Cristos August 22, 2007

frosting the mons

South florida slang term referring to the withdrawal technique during sexual intercourse. Immediately prior to ejaculation, the male withdraws and "blows his load" over the female's mons pubis, the anatomical region directly above the vagina, covered in pubic hair unless the female has recently waxed.

Most commonly encountered when sexual relations are ongoing, but early enough in the relationship that the female has not been taking her birth control pills long enough.

Jason: Hey Kenny- how are things going with you and that girl Kathy?

Kenny: Pretty good- we've been slammin for a bit now- Still frosting the mons though.

Jason: Still waiting for the pill to kick in?

Kenny: Yup- only 1 more week to go

by schmuckaneers June 23, 2009

Frosty Eagle

Drinking game; while mastrubating on a trampoline, when about to climax you must be double bouced by assisting partner and ejaculate at a dartboard placed strategically on a girls stomach while flapping your arms to simulate an eagles flight. points will be given for accuracy.

i GOT A TRAMPOLINE AND A HOOKER! WHO WANTS TO PLAY FROSTY EAGLE?

by Pet sampras September 19, 2009

Frosty Johnson

A 'Frosty Johnson' is a mountaineer term to describe the chilling of the male's private area due to the cold temperatures in the mountains.

Ah, getting a bit of a Frosty Johnson up here

by Johnny "Frosty" Johnson November 1, 2009

Need a Frosty

v. - To be grouchy enough to warrant a walk to the nearest Wendy's and have your friends buy you a Frosty in an attempt to help you feel better. Usually displayed by pouty chipmunk cheeks.

Look at Nick's pouty chipmunk cheeks. He's gonna need a Frosty after the football game.

by YAMuffin October 19, 2005

weasel frosting

noun

1 : maintenance of a web journal or weblog; blogging, especially trivialities and the results of name generators, meme generators, and internet quizzes

2 : a name generator, meme generator, or internet quiz

3 : an expression describing the elusiveness of content on the internet; an expression of doubt

4 : bikini wax

(Etymology : weasel : Middle English wesele, from Old English weosule; frosting : unknown)

The Hobbit Name Generator is nothing but weasel frosting.

by Peony Boffin of Whitfurrows December 6, 2003