melon felon

a melon felon is a black person often a slave who ate melons and fried chicken therefore melon felon.

haha what a stupid melon felon eating that melon.

by melon felonater. September 7, 2025

melanin felon

often a black person who blends in with the night because of their extreme melanin so they become a melanin felon.

where did you come from you blended in with the night melanin felon.

by melon felonater. September 7, 2025

bag o felonies

Usually a Crown Royal bag full of everything illegal to be thrown out in case of a pullover

Oh s*** is that a cop behind us where's the bag o felonies

by Blaneyfan1 February 10, 2021

fishing for felonies

Entrapment by temptation or sabotage, so the target serves hard prison time or is deemed non credible to testify in court.

In order to silence a whistleblower, the rich CEO began fishing for felonies for his target by hiring actors to sabotage him.

by JDSAg April 13, 2023

Shit and Run Felony

When someone shits in a public restroom and leaves the scene without flushing the poop.

Me: I'm telling you man, I really needed to take a shit while on break and I saw that someone committed a Shit and Run Felony in the second stall.

by Arakdiel April 28, 2023

San Francisco Fedora

San Francisco Fedora is the act of taking a dump on your partners head while having a threesome

Last night I hooked up with that chick and her friend from the club and gave them a San Francisco Fedora

by Sgtkeebler January 27, 2024

San Francisco Fedora

When you take a crap on someone's head.

Not even the potential payout would force me to admit I let an old man give me a San Francisco Fedora while I suck and fuck multiple guys.

by VinceMcMahonshitonmyhead January 28, 2024