Old Fashioned Cannoli

When you jerk off until you’re about to ejaculate, and then fully bend your dick into your own asshole and nut.

I’m gonna go home later and give myself an old fashioned cannoli. My wife LOVES when I create my old fashioned cannolis.

by Bluntzie September 19, 2023

Oklahoma Old-Fashioned

Engaging in sex during a tornado

My wife and I had ourselves an Oklahoma Old-Fashioned when that storm hit last month

by Hunter Bunter May 6, 2025

Old fashioned

Your basic pinkie reach around in the butthole

Jerry came over with bill and we had ourselves a good old fashioned

by Pinklady127 September 10, 2021

Rye Old Fashioned

When a noob uses rye whiskey as the basis of an old fashioned thereby turning into something other than an old fashioned.

Patron: Can I get a rye old fashioned?
Bartender: You can get the fuck out.

by Boioioing3773 January 29, 2025

Fashionating

Tom (history teacher)

Tom's class is so fashionating

by M10a September 4, 2019

fashion racist

A person who is biased to a particular style or kind of clothing.

The police are fashion racist againt kids who wear urban clothing.

by prophet May 7, 2015

Fashion Goon

Ya know that guy at the function with too many flashy brands and not enough taste. Wearing rings on every finger. A modern day hype beast.

Bro don’t wear 4 rings on your date, she’s gonna know you’re a fashion goon.

by Lil jawn July 25, 2025