pinapple express

the act of quickly inserting a pinapple in to ones anus

i need to loosen that ass up. how bout the pinapple express?

by shark bait ho haha February 22, 2010

PC express(Pork Chop Express)

the fat that hangs off a womans stomach. Express is added to the term PC only when the stomach reaches a great enough size to overtake her shorts,pants,or skirt she may be wearing.

yo, that girl has a PC over there, it is getting close to a PC Express

by chris huffman September 1, 2005

exprentice

to expel somebody from his or her apprenticeship.

The boy could not learn well while learning the work of a turner and so he was exprenticed before the end of the apprenticeship contract.

by uttam maharjan June 14, 2011

Dickin express

v. 1. to be run on, destroyed by or just straight up buttfucked.
2. a large train made of dicks.

"I just gave Audrey the Dickin express, she'll never walk straight again."
"Woo woo! Here comes the Dickin express."

by asgadhgahgahg April 10, 2008

Pony Express Texting

When you text someone, then hours later they FINALLY text you back

Mike: Want to do something today?
...5+ hours later
Jordan: like what?
Mike: Sushi?
...45 minutes later
Jordan: Ok!
Mike: you know you do pony express texting right?
Jordan: shut up! Lol

by sheldon91 April 22, 2011

Regular expression

An expression which is just regular, not special, emotionless, but true.

/(Regular) (expression)/ is a /$1 $2/.
See regular expression for a proper use.

Today, the sun is shining, it is a sunny day today!

Butterfly is an insect.

True is not false.

Beautiful flowers have short lives.

by pieceocake December 4, 2012

beaner express

A beaner express is when multiple Mexicans are put on the deportation bus and sent off to Mexico

Hey Ben theirs a beaner express leaving, let’s spit at them

by Timmy’s 3rd testical March 1, 2018