Elvis' guitar

And they will also buy fucking bathwater from a fucking YouTuber. Literal fucking bath water. And then drink it, get sick, and go to the hospital.

Hym "So is Elvis' guitar more real to you than other guitars? I bought an Ibanez Iceman because it's the same model as the one Darren Malacian uses in Toxicity. That has no relationship to the concept of 'real.' The creator of the universe either spoke directly to a guy or it didn't. It isn't a fucking nebulous thing. I don't care if you devoted your life to it. I don't have to do your fucking sex cult and no there isn't a thing you don't have to do in response to that you fucking prick."

by Hym Iam June 14, 2024

Elvita

The type of girl who can make you smile and laugh. She's way friendly and people often mistake her kindness for flirting. She's very pretty and a lot of guys fall for her but are afraid to ask her as they think she will reject them. Her Standards are higher than the sky and she never settles for less. She's highly intelligent and is creative in everything, besides this Elvita's have uncontrollable anger issues, they cannot accept disrespect and by chance if you do so be ready to face the consequences. Really Elvita's are unforgettable!!

I wish I'd had a Elvita in my life too

by Sweetielovee November 28, 2024

Elvis Costello Chicken

A chicks on a specific type.

Did you see that chicken?
Yeah that’s an Elvis Costello chicken.

by Newest definition February 22, 2025

Elvismancy

A form of magic where the user wields the power of Elvis Presley, typically invoking charisma and a side effect of a mumble.

"Jay used Elvismancy to host a grassroots training."

by CashTCR February 26, 2025

elvis Chavez

Elvis Chavez is one of the smartest and coolest person you ever meet in your lifetime. He can talk to you if you have problems, share a laugh or too, but when it comes to sports he can change the whole perspective of the game. Overall he is a one in a kind that you only seen once in your lifetime, but good luck trying to get with him.

Her: does Elvis Chavez still talk to you ?
Me: nope! He is perfect I can’t win him

by LeBron James jr18471 March 18, 2025

elisa

Elisa is the most beautiful girl ever and if you ever encounter one you must be honest and truthful around her because if you break trust then you messed up big time, Elisa is always out there wanting to make friends and she would want someone to always be there for her, maybe if she got too close to a guy she really trust then she might've loved him or still does.. Never break her heart because she is always unsure about stuff like that and she is so nice that she'll keep being friends with you either way if you are fake or not. Elisa is also a very funny cute girl!! Elisa is also very caring and nice that she'll never ever want to hurt anyone's feelings. She'll always beg for forgiveness no matter what and will always want to be your friend or best friend.

"oh I really want to be Elisa's friend cause shes so nice and super duper cute!! I wonder if she'll let me be her friend and I'll always treat her right as a friend."

where Elisa says something about the guy she likes so much and how much she trusts him so much with all her heart

"Oh I think I'm starting to notice how I act around Y/N, I act more lovely and Dovey around him like no other and I trust him so much and I'm starting to talk to him more than other people but I am not sure if he likes me like that because he's always around his other girl friends and homegirls but I feel like I'm starting to feel slightly jealous about that.. I know he's just a homeboy but I can feel that I love him so much."

by anonymous April 22, 2025

Elvina

Gee bag

Your such an elvina

by Hellohell9hel October 8, 2025