Electric Pencil Sharpener

A sharpener having all the capablities of a manual pencil sharpener, with less labor, all you have to do is stick the pencil in and boom! sharpened.

Melvin: Hey now that i have an electric pencil sharpener i can get my work done quicker and more efficiently!

Joey: Hey youre a fag.

by -J-Town- April 30, 2006

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Electric Pussy

The act of fucking a girl's vag with a taser.

She wanted to get kinky so I gave her an Electric Pussy.

by Forlorner November 1, 2006

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Premature Ejection

The act of attempting to open a car door before the doors have been unlocked.

"Wait for me to open the doors, you've caused a premature ejection"

by xraybravo January 28, 2009

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electric valium

Television Set or Programs.
Esp. of a mind numbing sort.
e.g. soap operas/sit.coms

"Ah mate, I'm knackered! Still tense from work though... oh yeah, electric valium, just what i need to nod off!"

by edjog October 8, 2005

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A person who is proficient in matters concerning electricity, including wiring; motors and drives; instrumentation; lighting; programmable logic controllers. Typical electrians are recruited from the ranks of stinking factory workers. Electrians are famous for there ability to eat enormous quantities of doughnuts and pizza. Electrians sell their children for whiskey.

My computer wasn't computin' so I called for an ELECTRIAN and he came by and couldn't fix it but he looked real good doing it and sounded so smart that I'm sure he must be a genius !!

by Dave Wiggins March 21, 2007

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Ejactacular

An ejaculation (male or female) expelled in such a manner that the force and feeling of the action is deemed to be spectacular.

Damn baby! I just came so hard. That was ejactacular.

by Nurse Naughty 31 May 1, 2009

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Electric Gonorreah

'The noisy killer' Affects around 20% of youth.

Esaily spotted by the noise made by sufferers:

'BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGG" (imagine the hum on 100 000 Volts, amplify it a little and reduce)

Sufferer: 'I've got Electric Gonorreah --BRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGG-- the noisy killer'

Doctor: 'Get the fuck away from me'

by MWG, The Noisy Killer February 3, 2010

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