ear shrapnel

Loud, harsh, unflattering sounds, especially as produced by poor but overly enthusiastic (deaf?) musicians.

Said the singer to the guitarist: "Can you cut the ear shrapnel by about 10 decibels?"

by Gee Toe June 1, 2005

Meff Ear

When a person has really flat straight hair, and there ear pokes through the sides of the hair.

'that bitch has got major meff ear. holy shit!'

by stale milk July 17, 2009

Ear hustle

To eavesdrop on someones conversation.

Why do you always ear hustle when i'm on the phone

by tonysteele_ebw September 4, 2010

Ear sex

When a guy fucks a chick in the ear.

Male1: Me and my girlfriend had ear sex last night. It was so amazing.
Male2: I should try that with my girlfriend.

by BrokenHands July 6, 2009

Virgin Ears

adjective

1. Lacking worldly experience and understanding,

2. Showing or characterized by a lack of sophistication and critical judgment

"Don't say that there are Virgin Ears present!"

by sunsetgirl18 March 19, 2010

big-ears

I child at oakwood, who name is Andrew Gindy, parents Don and Donna, who can use his ears to fly.

Ol' Big-ears is acting up again, you better shoot 'im

by Dirty-south November 28, 2004

EAR-TITS

EAR-TITS is a word used by someone that is PISSED as shit! It's equivalent to someone yelling the phrase "Fuck you!" for three hours without stopping.

Kid: "QUIT BEING A FUCKING EAR-TITS DAD!"
Kids Dad: "OH MY FUCKING GOD! GO TO YOUR MOTHER FUCKING ROOM NOW! I NEVER WANNA HEAR THAT ASS SHIT LANGUAGE USED BY YOU EVER AGAIN!"

by ac3092 September 9, 2009