Earl Of Hamburger

The man that rules over the land of hamburger with an iron fist.

"The current Earl of Hamburger is a tyrant!"
"Yes, he has raised the lettuce tax by 5%"

by The Bishop July 11, 2004

Earlyitis syndrome

When one feels the urge to arrive pointlessly early at a meeting point/lesson or place of work.

Symptoms may include....fear of lateness, sweaty/clammy hands, paranoia, anixety, redness in the cheeks, pacing arround frantically, waking up ridiculously early, irrational time keeping and setting of for destinations ridigly early just in case....

Example Earlyitis Syndrome:

Iain: Are we setting off in a minute we have to be at the hydro pool by 8.30am

Andy: No mate not yet, its only 5 past 8 and it takes two mins to get there no one will be there yet.

Iain: Well i'm going to set off just in case.

Andy arrives at 8.25am, anyone here yet Iain?

Iain: No mate, just me...wonder where everyone else is?

Andy: Probably still on the way mate for a guess...

Iain: Yer probably, I was getting worried there that no-one was going to turn up and I was in the wrong place!

by TylerDurdencfc November 9, 2011

Evarly

She is a very sweet and gorgeous girl that can sometimes be hot tempered when you irritate her. She is a perfectionist and a clean freak. She loves to write and some times read. She also loves pizza and pasta. Sometimes, she go crazy and weird while sometime she is just a really polite girl. If you know a girl name Evarly, you are one of the luckiest person!

She is such an Evarly!

by Raven Rosez October 1, 2017

Earky

When someone is both early and irksome as a person.

The party doesn’t start until 9PM, why are you so earky.

by Drewsndc May 25, 2018

Eally

If you are lucky enough to have an Eally as a friend, never let her go. She is a kind and loving girl, and although at some points she can be a little... judgy, she is so sweet. She is a very active girl, and is always supportive to those around her. Eally has the most amazing laugh, and when she walks in, her smile brightens the room. She will always be there for you, and can never stay mad at anyone. Eally always stands up for those who need it without hesitation, and never falls back on a promise. Make sure to keep her around.

Eally is so cute when she laughs

by Katherine Swine February 23, 2021

@earl.grey.cookie

A insane rp account that has no humour

Or some kind of insane person

Person1: hey do you know about @earl.grey.cookie

Person2:yeah they are not funny

by Drippypyun June 25, 2021

Earlswood

Is a ginger with curly hair and needs to give oliver a raise

Is that an earlswood

by Earlswood November 16, 2021