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Eskimo Cousins

When two bros have both received oral sex from the same girl.
"I got a blow job from Kelly once."

"I got a blow job from Kelly too!"

"Bro, we're Eskimo Cousins!!"
by McApplejuiceBox February 3, 2013
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Eskiho

A girl from Alaska or the artic circle who has a lot of sex.
Boy, Mariah is such an eskiho, she loves sex.
by RobinsonkidTampa April 19, 2010
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Eskimullet

(noun)
Referring to the ancient eskimo tradition of growing your hair long in the back while shaving the rest.

This combination allowed for conforming to the rigid aerodynamic standards of the canoe, while leaving enough hair in the back so that one can be retrieved from the mouth of a kller whale in case of such an emergency.

This tradition has been passed down to many of Calgary's proudest engineer-eskimos. Such as the infamous Stevo, long-time companion and spiritual guide to Martin the Terrible.
"Mukluk hair too long on sides - You slowing down canoe. Get with times, man. Look around... all eskimullet 'cept you. That's it, we dropping you off in Calgary."
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esk8

Any electric vehicle that is not a car. A electric skateboard, Onewheel, electric unicycle, Electric scooter, electric bike, etc.
Go grab your esk8 so we can go for a ride.
by Yackson32 January 9, 2020
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Eska

Incredibly sexy woman like no other woman. Highly intelligent, creative, and witty. Also known for being quick to define her own name.
That Eska, well she is really something.
by TalkOnThat March 8, 2015
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eskimo

To rub noses with someone. Used as a display of affection most of the time.
John gave Mary an eskimo in an attempt to look like a sweetiepie even though he's just a big fat pervert.
by Riritsuku July 20, 2010
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eskimo tea

getting teabagged in a walk in freezer or while you are in a region that contains eskimos.
oh man...that girl offered me some eskimo tea and i couldn't resist.
by farmboy015 November 28, 2007
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