erections

hot steaming penis.

usually steaming in the wind.

by Andy Black February 2, 2004

Erection Direction

When some dude pops a woody and someone else notices his rock hard yogurt cannon then said first party must identify the underlying cause of his unnaturally erect wang. This is the "erection direction".

Most people signify the erection direction, or ED, with a subtle finger. If you're feeling bold use your meat steak to point.

Woah...Isaac. You have a massive hard on right now. Wheres the ED?

Yeah the erection direction is right over there. *points at Mariah*

by Gabby Big D February 9, 2009

erectile dementia

1. For an unexplainable popage of a boner when looking at guys, after having an untarnished heterosexual reputation.

2. An excuse to cover up your gayness

Steve and Carl are about to get into the shower after a workout.

Steve: I really blasted my quads today man.

Carl: Those are nice....really nice.

Steve: Hey do you have a boner right now?!

Carl:(turning around) No! I have uh...erectile dementia.

Steve: Sure faggot

by Pearljammers August 8, 2009

Erene

An awesome girl who likes sports and laughs alot👌👌

That girl is such an Erene

by Mvg007 September 4, 2016

Eren Yeager

Mega maniac who committed genocide on the world. Also main character on Attack on Titan. Beats up his friends and verbally insults women like a based chad he is. And is the crush of Mikasa Ackermen like they are siblings next is his dad or something

p1; '' yo you know who eren yeager is?"
p2: "no"
p1" you aint my friend no more loser"

by tonye49 April 20, 2022

Education Erection

Describing a person who is overly excited about school.

John is so into his Sociology class it makes me sick. He has a major education erection.

Joe got his grades back and he couldn't hide his education erection over how well he did.

by Life1ess January 27, 2010

brain erection

When you have a large problem, and you're stuck because you cannot figure out the answer. In which case the only thing to do is think about or preoccupy yourself with something else, and let your brain erection go limp so that you can go back to the problem in a fresh state of mind.

You: I've been working for hours and can't figure out this homework! It's too difficult, why would they give us something that's impossible to learn?

Friend: Dude chill out you just have a massive brain erection. It needs to go limp, just go play with your pet squirrel for a bit.

(Later)

You: Hey this homework makes sense now!

by roboticsnail August 6, 2011