Jerk Driving

When one drives like a jerk.

Friend 1: Dude, this retard was driving all willy neely like. Pissed me off.
Friend : Dude, he was jerk driving.

by Lala5456 December 10, 2010

Driving the bus

To vomit kneeling in front of the bowl of a toilette. Because you are holding the bowl with your hands, it looks like you are driving a bus.

Oh my gosh, Mary-Jane was driving the bus last night!

by Doppelstern April 8, 2009

Thirsty-Drive

Driving while under the influence of alcohol. Another term for drinking and then driving.

"I've had 5 shots, but I need to get my car home, looks like it's time for a Thirsty-Drive!"

by TowerLadda71 December 20, 2014

redneck drive by

When you slow down to 15 mph aim your gun out the window and shoot a furry animal

How did you kill that possum?

I did it redneck drive by style!

by dfntud January 17, 2011

drive the rack

1. Basketball: to dribble the ball towards the basket.
2. Derived from 1: To hit on a girl aggressively.

1. "That balla wanted to drive the rack, he was calling for the rock all game."
2. "I went to drive the rack on that broad, but she was having none of it."

by Christian Zeigler December 26, 2008

drive-by awesome

Randomly telling someone that they're awesome, just because you feel like it.

"You're awesome!"

"Thanks! Why?"

"Drive-by awesome."

by csi235 March 30, 2010

Driving On The Shoulder

Passing gas when you need to take a huge dump, typically smelling much worse than a normal fart.

I need to drop a huge dumper so every time I rip ass I'm driving on the shoulder.

by Rando432 September 16, 2010