Donald Trump

an idiot

guy: “donald trump is bigoted”

by guy who likes to go camping June 3, 2022

Donald plump

A more accurate name for the fat president

Person A: Hey have you heard about Donald Trump on the

Person B: More like Donald plump am I right
Both: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

by Fe4rless2.0 November 4, 2020

Donald trumpf

A crazed wannabe dictator who is programmed in the destruction of the USA. His mindslayer boyfriend aka Putin gives him cookies when obedient.

The country got Donald Trumpf'd

by Social prescriber July 27, 2022

Donald Rumsfeld

A shit so large you have to break it up so you can flush it

Sorry I took so long in the clapper, I dropped a Donald Rumsfeld

by ddawg9999 November 24, 2016

Mc Donalds

A company that prides itself on making poor quality and sometimes inedible food. They also offer a drive through facility, where on returning home you will realise the bastards only gave you half of what you ordered.

I went Mc Donalds yesterday to grab a burger... came back with AIDS.

by IJustCantGetItUp July 13, 2012

Donald Blumpkin

This is a sexual act wherein a man receives a oral sex while sitting on the toilet, wearing nothing but a MAGA (Make America Great Again) hat.

I went to Hooters for my birthday hoping that I'd be able to coerce one of the waitresses into giving me a Donald Blumpkin or a peck on the helmet.

by Haywood JeBlomey October 6, 2018

Donald Hump

An instance where Donald Trump engaged in debauchery.

Guy 1: I didn't know of that specific Donald Hump.

Guy 2: And there are so many more that I wish not to picture.

by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018