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So I (20M) live in a ditch

One of the flairs on AmITheAngel. It’s unknown where this flair came from, and its origin post is likely deleted. The below example is an AITA-like shitpost demonstrating this nonsense.
AITA for shooting my parents’ neighbor’s dog for peeing in their yard?
So I (20M) live in a ditch. I went to my parents for the weekend and to my surprise, their neighbor’s dog was peeing in their yard. In the grass. And god forbid that happen. I was fuming. So I got out a gun and shoot him clean off the Earth. Everyone clapped. I went back home on Sunday night, and the neighbor saw his now dead dog in their yard. He saw red and blew up my phone to call me the AH. I calmly replied that I wasn’t, if it was his yard I wouldn’t have gotten involved, and I’d be extra pissed if it was mine. He said I live in a ditch so I don’t even have a yard (ugh I KNOW THAT I LIVE IN A DITCH GAWD). My parents, however, think I was in the right, even though that was animal abuse, but it was their yard and I was trying to protect it. So Reddit, AITA?
Everyone: NTA
by Delete this account now September 2, 2024
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ditch whisky

Low cost high proof whisky often found on roadside ditches, and often near passed out drunks.
Old Crow is an example of a ditch whisky
by Biggfish86 December 10, 2024
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Ditch Pickle

Going to go ride the ditches this afternoon on the ol' ditch pickle
by Crunchy Blue December 14, 2024
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Ditching

John loves ditching kids, but he has a zero win rate
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Itch in the Ditch

A painfully awkward or hilariously annoying itch located directly between the butt cheeks. Often strikes at the worst possible moment — during job interviews, funerals, or when you're in public with no hope of relief.
"Man, I couldn’t focus during that meeting — had a full-blown itch in the ditch."
"Be right back, I’ve got an itch in the ditch that needs attention."
by SpamkingStarfish June 27, 2025
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Ditching

The act of licking someone’s butt hole after they go number 2 without wiping
Robbert and David where're ditching last night
by darrell jarrell July 18, 2025
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Ditch Jihad

A slang used to refer, usually in a derogatory manner, to the indie TTRPG Trench Crusade.
"Ditch Jihad lore drops are so infrequent, and the roster of minis is so small. No wonder it's not very popular."
by DitchJihadist September 25, 2025
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