why does it take urban dictionary so long to approve my definition?

i have no idea. it's irritating, but when you see your definition up there, it'll probably be worth it.

to the urban dictionary admin., hurry the hel-

friend: "hey, why does it take urban dictionary so long to approve my definition?"
me: i have no idea man.

by thekaprisunstraw November 4, 2021

Definate

This is not the way it's spelled!

The way to spell "definite" is DEFINITE.
There's no "A" in it! Dammit!
And, while I'm on the subject, there is no "A" in "excellent"!

by Anonymous August 6, 2003

Moral deficiency

Moral deficiency is a person who lacks honesty, integrity, shame, guilt, and lack of control..

Most of us are relieved to find out we have a sickness instead of a moral deficiency..

by anonymous November 6, 2020

The B-Rabbit Defense

When a person intentionally acknowledges all their flaws or shortcomings so that no one else can diss them for those flaws. In other words, being unapolagetic for the bad things about you, to show that the other person is too pussy to admit their mistakes or own up to their shit. Most famously used by B-Rabbit played by Eminem in the film 8 Mile.

The B-Rabbit Defense: "And Wink did fuck my girl, I'm still standing here screaming fuck your free world!"

-B Rabbit

by Cynic25 January 11, 2012

premeditated self-defense

Planning to enter a potentially violent and/or dangerous situation with a lethal weapon in order to feed a fantasy of justified homicide.

Yeah, Kyle went down to that protest with his AR to "protect" the business, but really it's just premeditated self-defense.

by MLTbois4lyfe! February 9, 2022

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You clicked on flag or something on this cursed website, and are currently on a universal scale of boredom. Then decided to put it into that forbidden search bar just to see some nonsense written by someone on the other side of the world.

Are you proud of yourself?

Friend: Want to play another match?
You: I would love to but... I need to be productive and do homework.
Friend: Alright, please be quick though!
You: I need to do my writing essay for fiction. Let's go to Urbandictionary.com and find some nonsense words.

10 mins later.
You: Wow I didn't know that all these pages exist!
*You search "SIGN IN (づ ◕‿‿◕ )づ Please sign in to vote and post new definitions Sign in with Facebook Sign in with Gmail) " after seeing a sign up page.
You: Ok I am done now, actually one more word!
(The painful cycle of wasting time has begun)

by Trumpium December 14, 2021

define.php?term=

When you're extremely bored and decided to type in a part of the url.

A bored person: I'm bored.
*types define.php?term= in the url box*

by ljcool2006/Bebble March 6, 2020