fossil dad

A father age 45+ when a child is born. A fossil dad is usually unable to play with his kids due to physical limitations brought upon by advanced age. Fossil dads combine the grumpiness, intolerance, and ignorance of today's price levels of a grandparent with the lack of understanding of a regular-age dad. Infrequently spotted with fossil moms.

There are two types of fossil dads:

1) The most common by far are dads who had children with Mom 1 on a normal schedule, then shacked up with younger Mom 2 who wanted her own kids and found himself awake at 3am cleaning poop off his sleeve for the first time in 20 years.

2) Less common are the first-timers who, for reasons of religious commitment or other strictures took a little extra time to find "the right woman for him."

Kevin Costner is a famous fossil dad with the resources to buy his way out of definition #1 above.

by Awnlooker May 14, 2010

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Dad Rage

The intense burst of rage that a father gets when he finds out his child just crashed his new car.

Dad:"You did WHAT! DO U KNOW HOW MUCH THAT CAR COST!"

Freind:"Dude your dad has a serious case of dad rage."

by LO15 May 17, 2010

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Dad's Trophy

Female genitalia. Though it was used as a dirty joke in the show Dexter's Laboratory.

Woman: Clumsy me! *bends over to grab something*
Dexter: Dad's Trophy!

by somebody who's in the U.S. October 26, 2019

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Darwin Dad

An atheist version of God father. Similar principles of the traditional version i.e chosen reliable friend or family member who will always be there for your offspring. Offering assistance and guidance in their upbringing, and just like the majority of traditional versions, never setting foot in a church!

Ben, as a fine upstanding fellow, and with me thinking the world might be a little better without religion, would you do me the honour of being Grace's Darwin Dad?

by scott wallis February 11, 2017

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