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The Drink Stages

A series of stages that must be explained to all your friends before using in order to save your ass by reminding them.
In regards to taking a drink from an informed friend

Sip- enough to get the taste on your lips
Swig - enough to get the taste on your tongue
Swiggle-More than a swig because it has more letters
Drink- half of the drink if possible in one drink {Dick Move}
Let me get that- The whole drink if you can chug it {Dick Move}
{Friend says}"Hey Let me get that" {unsuspecting friend says} "sure" {and hands over beverage} {Friend then Chugs drink} {Unsuspecting Friend is pissed off and says} "What the Hell!" {Friend says} " Dont get mad i told you the drink stages remember"
by ShaneO717 August 14, 2009
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Sissy drink

Something ben harvests from his twink boy slave also meaning ben just murdered someone
by Ppsukx July 16, 2022
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Drink-thru

A rehearsal of a show or performance in which all the actors and technical crew consume excessive alcoholic beverages before and for the duration of the rehearsal. Usually this event occurs at the dress rehearsal before opening night.
We are having a drink-thru of the show tonight at 8 o' clock.
by thewastedactor2013 November 11, 2009
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Swamp Drink

Usaully a revolting concoction of blended vegetables. Usually includes everything green, spinach, lettuce, Brussels sprouts, avacadoes, bell peppers, Grannysmith apples, celery, eggplant, carrots (preferably green), and balsamic vinegar. After the ingredients are blended together nicely, a thick 8 inch layer of green foam soaks the top of the blender. This gives the "Green drink" it's swampy look. Supposedly very healthy for you, but give fair warning that it turns your excrement green.
Susie:" But Dr. Oz said that blended vegetables are good for you honey."

Kevin: "Get that Swamp Drink away from me! I'd rather have a blended burger than that shit!"
by XenocideJoe May 11, 2013
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Drinking Holiday

A holiday that is celebrated for only one purpose: To drink.
Person 1: Your Irish why are you celebrating Cinco de Mayo?

Person 2: BECAUSE IT'S A DRINKING HOLIDAY! *chugs down a Guiness*
by Mr. PandaBear May 30, 2011
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juicebox drink

A non-misogynistic synonym for "chick drink"
Gin Eclipses are such a juicebox drink, you can barely taste the alcohol.
by nolcotin January 10, 2012
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Drink a 40

To enjoy a 40 ounce alcoholic beverage with friends.
by Maddogg radio May 9, 2022
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