depression wannabe 

A person who cuts of says "I'm depressed rn gtg cut I'm so sad" but ince you even try to stop them they're all like "OMG U JUST DONT UNDERSTAND ME AND IVE KILLED A PERSON WHEN I WAS FIVE AND I WILL DO IT AGAIN AND MY MOM SUCKS SO DONT EVEN TRY STOPPING ME!!" and if you don't reply they'll be all like "IM STILL GINNA DO IT" .... "ILL DO IT!!" And you're forced to either look like a dick or submit to their wills

"Sierra is *such* a depression wannabe, she always pretends that she kills people and she's cooler than she really is."

depression wannabe by Actually and literally no one October 30, 2017

Depression Grinder 

A videogame where the player performs mundane tasks repeatedly (aka grinding) in exchange for rewards (that are usually randomized and disappointing) in lieu of fun and compelling gameplay.

"Ugh, why would you buy lootboxes in a depression grinder like that?"

"I quit World of Warcraft when I realized how much of a depression grinder it is."

Depression Grinder by IMJL January 2, 2018

Depression-Coma 

Depression-Coma is a slang term used to describe the perpetual feeling of sadness and loss of interest that is often associated with Major Depressive Disorder. Due to the static nature of such feelings, they are likened to a comatose state with regard to affect.

The gentleman has done nothing worthy of notice for the past month with exception to breathing. He seems to be in a bit of a depression-coma, if you will.

Depression-Coma by SirWFC718 April 28, 2013

Depression slice 

A piece of pizza, ordered out of sadness, or feelings of unworthiness due to general appearance or recent behavior; generally bought at a pay-per-slice pizzeria

my girlfriend just broke up with me, want to grab a depression slice?

Depression slice by DepressionSlice July 12, 2010

depression den 

The room you lock yourself away in when you’re dealing with depression. Features include an absolute darkness that’s only interrupted by the soft glow of a laptop, dirty dishes and take-out boxes, and the sweet tinge of sweat and sorrow. It may look ugly but boy is it cozy - the depression den!

Hey, what’ve you been up to lately?
Oh, nothing much. Just watching my life fall apart from the comfort of my depression den!

depression den by 246897531 April 30, 2022

Depression Sandwich 

This edible food is eaten during newly found heartbreaks when your girlfriend dumps you, seeing your sister marry the high school dumbass therefore dropping out, or your parents kicking you out of the house. Sometimes we all need a good ol' depression sandwich

Samantha: Dammit! Kyle just broke up with me.
Katie: I think you need a good ol' depression sandwich

Depression Sandwich by BoiDafaqqq April 19, 2017

depression bath 

Sitting in a tub of boiling hot water for long periods of time to practice burning in hell.

Eugene sat in the depression bath for 3 hours and didn't move.

depression bath by angela larochelle October 12, 2017