death cry 

Crying to the point that you lose sight in your eyes, and from that point, continuing to cry until you die.

Would anyone like to death cry and chill?

death cry by KuroCat April 14, 2017

silent cry 

silent cry is a phenomenom mostly seen in small children, usually under the age of 6. It is the cry that is evoked by a child when they are in such extreme pain or agony (perhaps older sibling took a toy away) that they are screaming or crying so loud that it appears that nothing is coming out when in fact it is really so f'in loud it can not be heard by the adult ear. Occasionaly, a silent cry can be exhibited in an adult, which is hilarious. In the adult case it is usually brought about again by extreme pain, but not what you would expect. It is not a serious injury that causes, not life threatening, not to a major limb. No, in fact it usually involves fingers or toes being slammed in a door or stubbed on a hard object, a paper cut has even been known to draw the silent cry.

Jackson to Kurt: Dude, boss is still looking for that Mitchel report he asked for a week ago. If it's not in my hands tomorrow morning I will bitchslap you so hard you will be silent crying for a fucking week ... a fucking week!!!
Kurt: Sorry, man I'm on it.

silent cry by the last great nobody July 2, 2009

Baby Crazy cru cry crazy baby baby dead as lover bab6 mother nigga brother 

A bad song you wrote as a kid

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Baby Crazy cru cry crazy baby baby dead as lover bab6 mother nigga brother by Α January 26, 2022

ugly girl cry

Ugly girl cry is usually when a female (or male) is so distraught that they cry in a ridiculously ugly fashion. Ei. Mouth open, snot everywhere, weird choking sob noises.

Sasha: Jason broke up with me-e-e-e..
Julie: Woah calm down on the ugly girl cry.

ugly girl cry by Sashainteus April 19, 2014

don't cry 

Noun. A subtle way to refer to a fat woman. A reference to the song "Big Girls Don't Cry" by Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons.

Her face looked thin on her profile...but then I met her and she was a total don't cry.

don't cry by AgentColdShadow September 18, 2016

that's so cute ima cry 

when something is so cute that you will cry or are going to cry

guy:lets watch up
you:ok
you watch up and you get to the sad song and say
"that's so cute ima cry"

that's so cute ima cry by hazelbazzle April 18, 2019

Gonna Cry 

When you know someones gonna cry, so you insult them and then say 'gonna cry'. They then cry to the teachers.

Matt Keegan shouted Gonna Cry at Tom Quinn when Tom Poole and Will Holloway par'd him down!!

Gonna Cry by Gonna Cry September 17, 2012