crimeboys

two silly people usually mistaken for brothers

crimeboys my beloved

by waflesE October 14, 2022

Crime Pickle

A pickle who commits tax fraud on the daily. This pickle has not gotten arrested because he simply goes inanimate when he hears the sirens. He can run fast and escape any grip with his slippery pickle juice. He will never be caught and/or convicted.

Person #1: What is that green thing the cops are chasing?
Person #2: That is THE Crime Pickle, he can always escape, just you watch.

That Crime Pickle is so good at Tax Evasion.

by GrinchMan25 November 18, 2022

Crimester

A person who engages in criminal activity on a regular basis. An attitude based in crime.

Look out for Shannon, she only likes crimesters, they do the stealing. There's no hope for some people, they just like that crimester lifestyle.

by Teddog November 30, 2022

chimeen

Derivative of the phrase "know what I mean?"

"I gotta do sock laundry these dogs are barkin, chimeen?!"

by Honeybunn420247 December 15, 2022

crimmer vs crummer

the oldest debate in history please help me solve it

Person 1: Yo, crimmer vs crummer, what you thinking bro?
Person 2: *Falls into an endless slumber*
Person 1: damn guess i'll never know

by bugsyfeller February 6, 2023

Crimean Kiss

A sweet and loving gesture that turns into violent and aggressive rape.

John: "Did you hear that Vincent got a Crimean Kiss?"
Jared: "What happened?"
John: "Lisa hugged and kissed Vincent yesterday, shortly before tying him to the bed and raping him."

by MaximeAesthetica February 14, 2023

crimechurch

Another name frequently used for Christchurch, New Zealand with its high rate of crime.

I live in Crimechurch

by 12345crack February 18, 2023