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Shrimp-counter

One who counts the amount of shrimp in their food. Most commonly, shrimp-counters will check their Chinese food to make sure that there is a sufficient amount of shrimp.

A person will usually become a shrimp-counter after having their orders mixed up at a Chinese restaurant. For example: Person A orders the Kung Pao shrimp, while Person B orders the garlic noodles. Person B decides to eat some of the shrimp, before returning to the restaurant to correct his order. Person A will then check his container of food to find that 7 or 8 shrimp are missing. Shrimp theft is a very common occurence in Hollywood.
Larry David: "We got our orders back and about seven or eight shrimp were missing."

Hal Wasserman: "So you counted the shrimp, you're a shrimp-counter now."
by Fragile Frankie May 10, 2009
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Bath County Virginia

The small town with a huge hotel right in the middle of main street, with no stop lights, where everyone is your cousin in some way.
Do you take baths up there in bath county virginia?
by bathco07 August 23, 2009
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chicken counter

someone who counts their chickens before they hatch.

a person who gets over excited about a possibility way before the outcome has been determined.
"They were up so much at halftime he was being a huge ass chicken counter. And they fucking lost. It was awesome."

Bob: oh my god after this game im gonna put all my money on LSU i cant wait..
Steve: yea maybe
*2 hours later*
Bob: I fucking hate the Jets.
Steve: chicken counter.
by the j-dot November 18, 2011
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REVENGE COUNTER

Revenge counter is a magical ablitiy from the anime series 7 deadly sins used by the charcter Meliodas, Revenge counter is when you must disable your other magical abilties to take damage from your enemies, you store all their magical abblities and when the time is right you unleash all their attacks at the same time but double or even triple or even 30 times more powerful,
RISING TORNADO, RUSH ROCK, CRUEL SUN,.......REVENGE COUNTERRRRRRR!!!!!!!
by Undercoveragent11 August 26, 2019
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Elbert County

An exurban Denver-area county for former Californians to play pretend cowboy in.
In Elbert County, our catchphrase is "aaaaahhhh" because suffocation is commonplace at our Mount Everest elevation.
Elbert County is predicted to double in population thanks to Lennar, yet there will still be only one 2-lane highway in the county. No worries, all 72,302 daily commuters can share that one westbound lane, it's a stroke of pure genius.
Your chronically dry eyes (elevation-related) will see plenty of nature from behind your windshield, on your 99 minute daily commute. That is, when you are not experiencing head-on collisions, black ice collisions, t-bone collisions, and wildlife collisions enjoying our county's ONLY highway.
Thankfully, our county is consistently 10 degrees COLDER than Denver, because Colorado is notorious for being hot.
Most days, it is not discernable from any other Kansas locale, save for the insane cost of living.

If you live or have recently moved here - Welcome to the Retardation Chamber!
"You paid $600,000 for a house 3 hours and 53 miles from your work? That is very unintelligent!"
"Oh no, you see, I live in ELBERT COUNTY, so this is justifiable for some reason!"
by New Mexican November 24, 2019
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Contadulate

She begged me to Contadulate in her ass
by Contadulater February 15, 2018
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contactless fuck

A term describing sex in the time of COVID.
We used to call it phone sex but now we refer to it as a contactless fuck.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 27, 2020
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