Adoring nickname for the Gravitron ride that shows up at volunteer firemen's carnivals and county fairs. Usually operated by an anti social meth addict, the vomit comet plays grating 80's glam metal very loud to make your ears bleed so you don't notice your stomach unfolding inside out and your funnel cake and coke slamming back into your face a Mach 1.
Dude, no cotton candy before the tilt a whirl, no sausage before the zipper, and no liquids before the vomit comet
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An undergarment, first coming to view in the Rennaissance, that women have worn to mangle their natural body into the shape of an hourglass: corsets pinched the waist in, pushed the breasts up, and rearranged the spine and abdominal organs.
The corset used to be made of whalebone for support, but it now comes in a variety of fabrics.
Women have had many health problems and have died from the restrictive, impractical corset; many homes in the Victorian era had fainting rooms for women who had been laced up too tightly.
Nowadays, the corset is popular among the gothic crowd and has become a symbol of erotica.
The corset used to be made of whalebone for support, but it now comes in a variety of fabrics.
Women have had many health problems and have died from the restrictive, impractical corset; many homes in the Victorian era had fainting rooms for women who had been laced up too tightly.
Nowadays, the corset is popular among the gothic crowd and has become a symbol of erotica.
-"Do I have to wear this corset? I can hardly breathe."
-"This is a period film; yes, you have to wear the corset."
-"This thing hurts like hell! Are you crazy?"
-"This is a period film; yes, you have to wear the corset."
-"This thing hurts like hell! Are you crazy?"
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*Closet pony opens up his computer*
Guy one: Is that a picture of a cutie mark from that stupid show My little pony?
Guy two: No it's abstract art!
Guy one: Haha you're a lame brony
Guy two: Wait you only saw the cutie mark but not the whole pony! That only means one thing...YOU'RE A CLOSET PONY!
Guy one: Is that a picture of a cutie mark from that stupid show My little pony?
Guy two: No it's abstract art!
Guy one: Haha you're a lame brony
Guy two: Wait you only saw the cutie mark but not the whole pony! That only means one thing...YOU'RE A CLOSET PONY!
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Comet Hyakutake was discovered by the Japanese astronomer Yuji Hyakutake. The brilliance of the comet made Yuji a celebrity, particularly in Japan.
Comet Hyakutake was discovered by the Japanese astronomer Yuji Hyakutake. The brilliance of the comet made Yuji a celebrity, particularly in Japan.
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Notable Closet Bronsexuals
- Henry Rivera (active Closet Bronsexual)
- Jack Horford (Draymond Green dickrider from 2016-2018)
- AJ Walkin (2012-2018)
- Justin Miller (2017-201?)
- Henry Rivera (active Closet Bronsexual)
- Jack Horford (Draymond Green dickrider from 2016-2018)
- AJ Walkin (2012-2018)
- Justin Miller (2017-201?)
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