Bayley cook

If you're a bayleycook, you're a generally douchebaggy type. While He might be hot and seemingly sweet, Bayley cooks are the type to start being friends with a girl, then slowly progress to more. Then, all of a sudden he'll stop talking to you. Later you find out he's a player and does this to every pretty girl he meets. DONT FALL FOR HIM.

A player, a jerk, a douche, a womanizer.

bayley cook is such a player. Don't even go there, you'll end up with a broken heart,

by Stacey9735 December 28, 2011

Cooking Douche

Celebrity Chef Gordon James Ramsay

1:Have you seen that episode of The F-Word with Meatloaf in it?
2: Oh yeah, he yells, "goodbye, AAAH!' at the end, haha.
1: Cooking Douche's show is hilarious sometimes

by Kilroy Higgins August 28, 2009

Cooking Bacon

To cock-block; to prevent one from getting play a.k.a. the digits, having sex or the booty. Preventing one from starting a relationship

I was trying to get this lovely young woman's phone number but my best friend was cooking bacon

by IbeCookin June 1, 2011

Matthew Cook

Matthew Cook is generally an annoying person, He thinks he is top shit but in reality he is just a slave who massages all the Ryan's backs.

Hey look! He is massaging someone. It must be a Ryan and a Matthew Cook

by BOBTHESCAFFOLDER September 14, 2020

Dane Cook

The funniest douchebag on the planet.

From the good ("You've just driven into Fuckville") to the bad (the "superfinger"), Dane Cook is nevertheless an enjoyable act.

by Injectable August 8, 2008

Dane Cook

A fairly funny comedian who's humour can sometimes be very disturbingly close to the listener's thoughts about society. He has had several comedy albums and a few tv specials, but unfortunately has a rather lackluster film career. Lots of people love him, but everybody hates his worshipping audience, who seem to laugh at the least funny statements, mostly because it is made of 90% women who just want to have sex with him.

"I wanna fuck Dane Cook!" -any girl from age 15 to 30.

"That Dane Cook is a silly bitch.

"This fucking audience is getting on my nerves. -anyone listening to a Dane Cook album

by Quaff May 8, 2008

cook cock

to fry a cock on a stove

by sjfhdsjhfau March 4, 2003