Conner'd

Losing a two-pair hand in Texas Hold'em to a three-of-a-kind.

Boy, he really Conner'd me that time!

by TexasHoldemSlang April 9, 2008

drunk conner

a form of desperate seduction when under the influence of alcohol. not to be confused with an angry willis, the drunk conner is done with the use of a cell phone. the person utilizing the drunk conner first steals the cell phone of his target and purposely calls his own phone to secretively get the girl's number. then, at the end of the night, the seducer texts the target,"you're hot," as a last ditch effort to get some but ultimately fails.

Guy: Hey can I have your number?
Girl: No
(Guy discretely takes girl's phone and dials his own phone to get her number)
At the end of the night...
(Girl receives text message)
Girl: I got a text message!
Girl#2: What does it say!?
Girl: YOU'RE HOT
Girl#2: Oh no, looks like he just a pulled a drunk conner on you

by robert decker January 11, 2008

Conner Bobay

Conner Bobay is literally dad but a tool at the same time.

Conner Bobay is legit daddy.

by ConnerBobayIsDad August 16, 2016

Conner

A tall, nice, and hilarious guy. You can trust Conner if he can trust you. He will be glad to give you his number and talk on text. He can be stubborn sometimes, but thats only when someone makes him mad. He his open to anything and will blackmail you if you dont watch out. Over all Conner is a great guy and if you meet one, make sure you never loose him.

Dude look at Conner
Yeah he's so funny

by jbean0310 November 23, 2017

Conner

Conner is a very special guy that very many girls fall in love with. Everyone is lucky to have a guy like him in their life. He is very kind, loving, amazing, handsome, and will do anything for his girl. He is very talented at everything he does. People tend to take advantage of him but he knows who his real ones are. I am very fortunate to love a Conner.

Conner is amazing
Conner is the sweetest guy ever.

by ConnerIsAButt October 13, 2018

Marinelli Press Conference

When a person repeatedly avoids answering a question by changing the subject or rambling on with an incoherent anecdote.

"I can't get a straight answer out of this guy! He keeps holdin' a Marinelli Press Conference!"

by Mouf Breathah March 30, 2009

Thomas Bradley Conner

Thomas Bradley Conner is over 5 ft tall. His favorite thing todo is watch gay porn. He loves to spend long summer nights with his dark lover Darius Bethal in the hot tub listening to Kenny Cheasney. If you enjoy long afternoons at the race dreaming about large male organs, you are probably a Thomas Bradley Conner. I think of Thomas Bradley Conner every time i chug orange juice after brushing my teeth because im certain that he has the same taste in his mouth 24/7 because of all male sex he has had.

I am gay just like Thomas Bradley Conner.

Instead of making it rain in the club with money, i believe i shall pay them in.....GUM just like Thomas Bradley Conner.

My dogs butt itches, he must have caught something from Thomas Bradley Conner.

by Sparkly Panda Cupcake October 12, 2011