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fucktard contest

Formally referred to in business as a group of people who participate in a "committee". The "committee" is usually formed by someone who appears to be in charge, but is incapable of making a decision on his own.
Since there is more than one opinion, then we should have a "committee" fucktard contest to make an intelligent decision on the matter. Do I have any other volunteers fucktards who wish to join this "committee"fucktard contest?

Me: I vote that Dick be the head that committee.
Boss: Great idea! Do I have a second?
Chris: Yes, I second that Dick is the perfect candidate for that position on the committee.
Dick: I'll do my best to be the best head of committees that this department has ever seen.
by PeeOn January 5, 2008
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centerport

Centerport is an amazing town in harborfields school district. Its a very wealthy town and full of all the snobs you will ever meet and they are all concerned about MONEY!!! and everyone is overly pretty and handsome, and this all refers to the vanderbilt peninsula, not the poor president side. the hill is amazing and everyone who lives there loves it! SCREW YOU GREENLAWN!!!
CENTERPORT RULES! everyone has lots of money and are all concerned about them selves
by Brian O March 26, 2007
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pokemon center

1. n. an establishment in the pokémon games where you can cure, trade, store and battle pokemon

2. n. the yuppie-esque store in NY that sells everything pokemon. also the name of their online store. would be pretty good if 95% of their inventory was IN STOCK. sadly, i'm not exaggerating when I say they have hardly anything available to buy. a poor excuse for a store.
1. wanna have sex at the pokemon center?
2. I tried to buy a pikachu keyring at pokemoncenter.com but it wasn't in stock. no matter, mewtwo pwns that cock sucking rodent
by Phil January 27, 2005
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guitar center

A place where you might go to buy music equipment and have some jerkoff call you boss (and other things) one too many times after you bought your stuff. Thus making you want to grab a guitar and ram it down the punk's throat. And then save what's left of the guitar for the guy up front who checks your bag best-buy-style.
Guitar Center Quote: "What's HAPPENING there BOSS?"
by Jazgul March 22, 2008
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Center Stage

Instead of upper decking my friends toilet, I decided to take a dump on the center stage.
by Buddy Sunshine April 20, 2011
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wet t-shirt contest

Event in which young ladies, one or two of whom are moderately attractive, bare their breasts and bottoms and simulate intercourse for the pleasure of a few dozen to a few dozens drunken rednecks. Frequently regretted by the particpants when their perverse fathers happen across pictures of his baby girl's soaked funbags on www.soyouwishyoucouldfuckacollegegirl.com. Participation in one of these events indicates a future spent in a home that is parked rather than built.
Age 19: I totally fucking shoulda won that wet t-shirt contest last night.

Age 35: Sweetie, help mommy find her G-string and stilletto heels. I'm late for work.
by Goatlick April 26, 2003
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white center

Neighborhood in Seattle. Quite possible the worst area in the king county . Its like the compton of seattle. yeaa...dont go there, its pretty ghetto.
Dont go to white center unless you want to get robbed.
by ilikesex December 6, 2006
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