Confue

The best family name of all
Ollie confue remember the name

Damn he’s so cool, he’s definitely a confue

by confuepanda January 3, 2020

Confucked

When you are equally confused as fucked

Noah: dude I’m so confucked. I wasn’t listening in class and know I can’t write the essay due tomorrow

by Nmallard17 May 17, 2020

confuffleed

Word for confused or baffled, not understanding the context of something. Coolest word to use in a sentence

Wait, you were where? I'm so confuffleed

by hiya555 October 20, 2020

Conflict of interest

Google Chrome having Privacy Settings

The conflict of interest is the quintessential part of any good story.

by anuncertainsomeone November 25, 2020

Configgy

The act of implementing sick configuration code inside a software application.

To complete the feature that allows for new business, Mike had to pop in his headphones and get configgy with it.

by TexNNYC February 3, 2021

Confablamur ergo sumus

We think therefore we are. in Latin. Akin to "Cogito Ergo Sum" from Descartes, but expanded to how communities think and change. Confablamur was used as a term for conversation. This is where the English term confab comes from no doubt. Shakespeare did not coin it.

"Confablamur ergo sumus" , remember that Sarah, we have gone way beyond , "I think therefore I am" . Thinking and not conversing with your peers is like listening to one hand clapping. Good luck with that zester.

by robtyrie December 1, 2021

confuzadoodled

The word “confuzadoodled” represents the known feeling of being confused, except at a higher standard.

Mom: there is their, there, & they’re in the English language.
Me: I am confuzadoodled!

by em.ilyy.c December 21, 2021