Alabama cocaine

A mixture of home cooked methamphetamine (shake n bake meth) cut with ghb

Drove 10 hours to Birmingham to get Alabama cocaine thinking it was the real thing, ended up staying 90 hours awake and almost pluming head down from my 13th story window while having an onset psychosis

by not_too_big_joe June 21, 2024

Pink Cocaine

When a individual (typically a women) shoves a bag of cocaine in their vaginal hole.

Mary look, she has pink cocaine!

by sigggggma November 27, 2024

Mormon cocaine

Mormon cocaine:sugar,specifically white crystalline "table sugar" and similar inverted sugars or sugar adjacent sweeteners.

Eg Lemme get a cup of postum wit a s much of that mornon cocaine you can gimme eg met up with some elders for a church potluck and got the jitters from that frog eye salad,ambrosia mormon cocaine diet.

by Boston blackie December 13, 2024

Yaoi cocaine

When a piece of gay media is so spectacular it hits like a line of coke.

I love coming home after a long day to consume my daily dose of yaoi cocaine

by Sexycoolgirl December 4, 2025

Gentlemen's Cocaine

A combination of multiple prescription medications, powderized and meant to be snorted to induce a sensation of euphoria, to a level unobtainable by any other drug.

"Last week I did Gentlemen's Cocaine, i didn't really get high, but everything has seemed better since then."

by Ananaa January 22, 2012

20 grams of cocaine and 12 coffees

When you pull a all nighter and try and stay up all day but will probably need 20 grams of cocaine and 12 coffees just to stay up for 3 seconds. WARNING: you're probably gonna die just saying

I will probably need 20 grams of cocaine and 12 coffees in order to right every last letter of this sentence

by hitlers gay son March 18, 2017

Fiddler's Cocaine

A drug admixture used at parties, meant to mimic the use of cocaine, without the risks associated with it.
Ingredients: MDMA, Adderall, Caffeine, Alcohol
*Many college students choose to use Four Loko for the last two ingredients, but true connoisseurs of FC use a stronger liquor such as scotch or brandy, combined with Red Bull or Five-Hour Energy.
%%DISCLAIMER: DO NOT OPERATE MOTOR VEHICLES OR HEAVY MACHINERY WHILE ON FIDDLER'S COCAINE%%

Dude 1: "Bro, do you have coke?"
Dude 2: "Nah fam, coke is gay. Try this shit, it's called Fiddler's Cocaine, its basically coke but less gay and not deadly."

10 minutes later:
Dude 1: "Yerrrrrrr!!!!"

by Osama bin Fuckin May 24, 2018