cock slap

verb: to strike a person in the face with the penis
She got smart with me and i cock slapped the bitch!
by goodaaron March 20, 2003
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cock thistle

An insult thrown at a guy who's worse than a dick or a prick. He's bigger than any dickhead alive!
"Rob is such a cock thistle"
by BibleHumper March 31, 2015
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cock pushup

It's when you fuckin' lay down flat on the ground and let your boner lift you up off the ground.
In anticipation of becoming more popular with the ladies -- and as a means of becoming more popular with the ladies -- I've been doing cock pushups.
by Edward fromTuskeegee or something September 11, 2006
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girl cock

Man, I would do anything to suck her girl cock!
by katiechan May 11, 2012
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Cock Nazi

1) Any person who dislikes the look of an uncircumcised penis to the extent that they feel it necessary to force the removal of the foreskin.

2) One who refuses to have sexual intercourse with a man if he is not circumcised.
Hey Joe you going out with Karen tonight?

No way Bob, haven't you heard Karen's a Cock Nazi!
by TheOneThatKnowsTheAnswer May 15, 2009
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shitting on the cock

"shitting on the cock" means you disappointed someone by failing to fulfill the hopes they had for you. It is usually used between friends to make fun of each other.

it comes from the brazilian expression "cagar no pau".
-"I spent the whole night wingmaning for my friend Matt "Semen" and had to entertain his crush's friend for hours and he still lost her to a random guy in the club... I'm tired of him always shitting on the cock like that"
-"I know... I've grown used to it by now"
by djonikinghand May 05, 2019
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Stew Cock

Wow did you see that stallion

Holy it has Stew Cock”
by Stewcockfan April 19, 2022
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