the knuckle cluster

when you fist someone with a handful of popping candy

I gave Ellis the knuckle cluster behind maccies last night

by bigjigga69 May 22, 2021

Vietnamese caged cluster

A Vietnamese caged cluster is when you have a threesome with your significant other and a Vietnamese midget and at the end of the sexual event, the Vietnamese midget then cums into the mouth of the significant other and forces their mouth shut. The midget then yells out that he has several STD’s and forces the victim to swallow. Resulting in another life ruined by the Vietnamese. 🇨🇳

Dog, Brittany and I had a Vietnamese caged cluster last night!

by AkumaOni May 15, 2023

Clostroblumpkin

Getting a blumpkin in a confined space, such as an airplane bathroom, or motor home. It requires the giver to be VERY flexible, like a gymnast.

Lance was prepared for his flight to suck, until Lisa offered to go in the back and give him a mile high clostroblumpkin.

by kenny blankenship October 27, 2006

Caustically observant

To make comments on the different ways people are annoying, disgusting and/or just plain weird.

"Models walking into the Community room. Each one looks hungrier and bitchier than the next. You know how you're not supposed to yell FIRE in a crowded theater? I bet if I yelled CHEESEBURGER it would have the same effect."

Wow how caustically observant.

by Silently Observant November 17, 2012

claustrobonia

The condition of being sexually aroused by confined spaces, giving rise to a claustroboner.

"wow, padlocking myself in that duffle bag in the bathtub gave me claustrobonia!"

by stankfanger November 13, 2013

Claustro-queasy

Situational claustrophobia. Symptoms are similar to those experienced by individuals suffering from sea-queasiness.

Ronnie Kirkman - "I'm not a claustrophobic person, but it's happened to me a few times in my life."
Auntie Rue - "So you're claustro-queasy

by Feastah January 2, 2014

Clasturbate

v. when you have the guts to masturbate during class

there for, masturbation mixed with class

Girl 1: Hey, did you see Jax clasturbate during history today?
Girl 2: No, did he finish off?

by ntx confessions January 31, 2014